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Song Parodies -> "Get Off Of My Cow"

Original Song Title:

"Get Off Of My Cloud"

Original Performer:

Rollling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Get Off Of My Cow"

Parody Written by:

Jared

The Lyrics

For the record, I'm not really from Montana, nor do I own a cow
I live out in Montana, about nine miles from town
And I sit at home looking out the window
Easy to think the world has stopped
Out there's some drunken guy, dressed up in spurs and chaps
And he screams "Wa-hoo! Yahoo!" as he's riding on my Bessie's back

I say, "Hey, you! Get off of my cow!"
Hey, you! Get off of my cow!
Hey, you! Get off of my cow!
Don't hang around, you drunken clown
Off my cow, buddy

The telephone is ringing
They say "Hi, police. What's the problem, sir?"
I say, "Well, this guy's riding my cow"
"He's been doing it for some time"
I say it's three P.M., been there since eight.
I think the truth might be that guy's braindead
Just cause he acts so weird, does he have
To prove he's out of his head

I say, "Hey, you! Get off of my cow!"
Hey, you! Get off of my cow!
Hey, you! Get off of my cow!
Don't hang around, you drunken clown
Off my cow, buddy

I was sick and tired, fed up with this
When the cops finally drove in from town
It's ususally quet and peaceful
'Cause there's nobody, not a soul around
I told the cops about the problem
And he stated to scream
As the police just started taking him away
That was the weirdest thing I've ever seen

I say, "Hey, you! Get off of my cow!"
Hey, you! Get off of my cow!
Hey, you! Get off of my cow!
Don't hang around, you drunken clown
Off my cow, buddy

I say, "Hey, you! Get off of my cow!"
Hey, you! Get off of my cow!
Hey, you! Get off of my cow!
Don't hang around, you drunken clown

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Johnny D - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
I like good cow parodies, and this one moooooved me!
sagesmom - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Very funny!
Laurence Dunne - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Reminds me of one done a few months back, "Hey, McCloud, get off of my Ewe"
alvin rhodes - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
jared, this is GREAT.....i laughed out loud over the mental images this one inspired...nice going
Billy Florio - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice job
Claude Prez - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
So you're just visiting Montana, and it's a rental cow? Great title; well done.
Meriadoc - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent!
Spaff.com - July 03, 2004 - Report this comment
What Claude said.
Ashkicksass - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL, great one Jared!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - October 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Ha! I so want to be in your film clip! 555
Know 1 can hear you dream - November 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Moo!

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