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Song Parodies -> "I'm In Traction"

Original Song Title:

"Satisfaction"

Original Performer:

Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"I'm In Traction"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

I can't move now--I'm in traction
I can't move now--I'm in traction
Cause I glide-I hang glide-I hang glide-suicide!
I can't move now, I can't move now

I was soarin' in the sky
And that flock of birds ran into me
And I'm thinkin' I'm gonna die
And this is one bummer vacation
For I can see my destination
I can't move now Oh no no no
(I) lay, lay, lay---pee in a tray

I can't move now--I'm in traction
I can't move now--I'm in traction
And I cry-and I cry-and I cry-me-o-my!
I can't move now, I can't move now

Now I'm watching crap T.V.
And the nurse comes in to feed me
And I'm not sure it's a "she"
Well, she can't be a man cause she likes to watch
The same crappy soaps as me
I can't move now Oh no no no
(I) lay, lay, lay---Oy, oy, vey!

I can't move now--I'm in traction
I can't move now—not in action
And I cry-and I cry-and I cry-me-o-my!
I can't move now, I can't move now

I am flyin' round the world
I am playin' ball and a-swingin' bat
And I'm dancin' a-with a girl
I tell ya, baby don't let the morning sun peep
Cause you see I was just now asleep

I can't move now
I can't move now
I can't move now
Cause I'm in traction
Cause I'm in traction
Cause I'm in traction

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Johnny D - January 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Here's a five...and a five...and a five...for your jive!
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - January 27, 2006 - Report this comment
A most unsatisfactory position I guess, here's 5s for a speedy recovery.
Adagio - January 27, 2006 - Report this comment
How funny! I liked a lot of lines, esp. this one "(I) lay, lay, lay---pee in a tray" 5's
carol - January 27, 2006 - Report this comment
give these $5's to that nurse and have her buy some Hustler's for you to recover with.
Phil Alexander - January 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Hang gliding? Is that a command?
Rick C - January 27, 2006 - Report this comment
HA! Did you and JD collaborate to do the same OS today? Great job with it!

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