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Song Parodies -> "Dumpin' Jack Black"

Original Song Title:

"Jumpin' Jack Flash"

Original Performer:

Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Dumpin' Jack Black"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

I don't really hate Jack Black, I just thought it was a funny theme.
I was bored by a wild-eyed actor lame
He's big jowled, in B-movies he's made a name
On my T.V. now, I think I will pass
On my T.V., I'm dumpin' Jack Black
He's an ass, ass, ass

I'm amazed that he keeps getting employed
That Rock School, I found I did not much enjoy
On my T.V. now, He's dishin' out sass
On my T.V., I'm dumpin' Jack Black
He's an ass, ass, ass

He's a clown, should be washed up and servin' fries
But reknowned, for his big acting and big size
I frowned, at the dumbest of plots he tries
No, no, no
It's a mound of something attracting flies
On my T.V. now, I think I will pass
On my T.V., I'm dumpin' Jack Black
He's an ass, ass, ass

Dumpin' Jack Black, he's an ass
Dumpy Jack Back, got no class
Pumpin' Jack Black, pretty lass
Bumpin' Jack Black, he's so crass

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LucidLupin LeeBee - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
I can't recall/dont know who Jack Black is but enjoyed this anyhow ;) 555
Vic - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Jack Black is the rotund fella who starred in "School of Rock" and "Shallow Hal"
Kristof Robertson - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Tenacious D? Tenacious Drivel, more like....5555
Johnny D - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
And that ass has gotten jobs that zillions of other Screen Actors Guild folks would FIGHT for!
Claude Prez - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Huh? I mean, great title. And the ass, ass, ass part too.
Red Ant - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellnet parody Rick, and Krisof nailed that one. 5s.
Michael Pacholek - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
So Jack's been Blackballed? Or Blacklisted?
Adagio - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm going to have to echo LLLB here. Good parody! 5's
carol - October 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Good job. Jump to catch these 5's.

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