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Song Parodies -> "She's a Banjo"

Original Song Title:

"She's a Rainbow"

Original Performer:

Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"She's a Banjo"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

I actually own and play one of these..............
She's got a long neck and a snare
Five-string affair
She's like a banjo
Playing her in tune is rare
Oh, if you dare
She's got a long neck

Have you given her a pluck?
You're about to change your luck
As you hear her start to twang
Play that country western thang
Think I'd rather hear piano

She's got a long neck and a snare
Five-string affair
She's like a banjo
Playing her in tune is rare
I'm gone, I swear
She's got a long neck

Have you seen her finger picks?
They're like sharp and pointy sticks
She makes music run aground
With that loud and tinny sound
Rather hear a scratchy cello

She's got a long neck and a snare
Five-string affair
She's like a banjo
Playing her in tune is rare
No string is spare
She's got a long neck

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Johnny D - April 28, 2004 - Report this comment
555. When my wife's boss travels to Nashville for a scientific conference or to give a talk or something, he says that he's going to "Banjo-Land".
Meriadoc - April 28, 2004 - Report this comment
The one I had had a soft fuzzy pick... :-O
alvin rhodes - April 28, 2004 - Report this comment
too funny...best one i read today
Jack Wilson - April 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job!
Charlie Decker - April 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Magnificent. 555.
Paul Robinson - April 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick - This was just very pluckin' good. 5's.

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