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Song Parodies -> "As Steers Go By"

Original Song Title:

"As Tears Go By"

Original Performer:

Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"As Steers Go By"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

This has nothing to do with Mad Cow disease. Maybe mad at cow disease.
I'm in my car stuck for a ti---me
I sit and watch the all the bo-vine
I won't make that meeting now
Cow after cow
I sit and watch as steers go by

The sides of beef are all I see-e-e-e
The herds of cattle blocking me-e-e-e
I'm screwed now I'm so late
Guess it was unlucky fate
I sit and watch as steers go by

It's now the evening and I'm he-e-e-ere
Stuck with no bathroom and no be-e-e-eer
Read the paper six times through
Did crosswords too
I sit and watch as steers go by

Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo
Moo-oo-oo-oo
Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo
Moo-oo-oo-oo

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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David Chrenko - December 28, 2003 - Report this comment
This ones a c;assic. Good job, Rick. Your bovines are drawing Fives.
AussieBullDog - December 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Ha! Loved this one Rick - fives, mate.
Guy - December 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Only a ninCOWpoop would sit at a cattle guard from sunup to sunset for a passing herd. Where do you live, Rick, on the Ponderosa? I'll brand this one with the Lazy-5.
Johnny D - December 28, 2003 - Report this comment
MOO !! HA HA!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! MOO!! MOO!! MOOOOOO !! HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! 5'S
Rick D - December 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey Dave. The same cow commented on both our songs. Or are they identical cousins?......Hmmmm.
Meriadoc - December 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Short, sweet & hilarious! It mooooooved me...
The Great Karlando - December 29, 2003 - Report this comment
I'll resist the cow jokes and just tell ya that I gave ya all 5's. Well done dude.
Paul Robinson - December 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Guy, I think that COW-ersion might have been involved....Rick D - Looks like the "1-ster" tried to put his brand on you here. I think he's a COW-ard and should MOOOOVVVVE on to a different pasture. But, there's more important stuff to worry & fret about, if one must worry &/or fret at all. And, anyway, looks like you rustled up enough votes to offset that lil' doggie's dirty droppings.
Rick D - December 30, 2003 - Report this comment
You know what Paul? The ONEs don't bother me at all. Someone else pointed out it's like getting a dollar tip instead of a fiver. At least you didn't get stiffed or ignored. One of my life mottos and a line in one of my songs is "Love me or hate me, just don't call me boring".
Rod Worden - April 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Rollin, rollin, rollin--your stuff makes my throat swollen! From laughter, of course, Rick. 555 cracks of the whip!

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