-> "Tainted Yak"
Original Song Title:
"Paint It, Black"
Parody Song Title:
While skiing in Nepal I ate some tainted yak
Bad culinary stores - preservatives they lack
I’m in a world up high blessed by some monkly blokes
I’d rather spurn a chance to have my breakfast yoked
No beef in Himalays but shared some tainted yak
I glower as I plumb all Ev’rest for a quack
Why me, am I turning red, then sickly shades of grey?
Yikes! - them third-world babies, well they lap this ev’ryday
Gas cooks inside myself - I’m yakking in this shack
And at my back door I thrust wind from painful clack
Say this food that stayed and played should not have embraced my tracts
It's hard eating gracefully when you’re surprise attacked
Abhor all shaggy beasts tureened in heated stew
Or you will - trust me - become crappily subdued
If I look hard for lunch find bit of bactrian
Two humps they’ll halve for me - prefer my portion one
In U-lan Ba-tor too I ate some tainted yak
Nomadic conspirers - they khanned me with this snack
My stomach swirls away as botuled yummer grows
Hot damn! Confirmed, my friend! That meat was on the nose
A diet-ry disgrace: tainted yak, yak is YUCK! Yak in mould
Don't want it on a bun, or inside of a pie
Don’t wanna eat a tainted, tainted, tainted, tainted yak, bleeech!
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