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Song Parodies -> "Porn Free"

Original Song Title:

"Born Free"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Roger Williams

Parody Song Title:

"Porn Free"

Parody Written by:

Michael McVey

The Lyrics

I know Malcom Higgins had this title first, but his parody really was about the futile search for free porn, whereas this one is about the benefits of your computer being porn free.
Porn Free
2004 Michael W. McVey

Porn free, as clean as an altar.
Your hard drive won't falter,
Porn free, and no more pop-ups!

Porn free, no more models surround you.
Your bank statement astounds you,
There's money left on your card!

Porn free, though spam may bombard you,
You have Ad-Aware,
So there's no need to care.

Porn free, and the Net is worth surfing,
But only worth surfing
'cause you're porn free!

Porn free, though spam may bombard you,
You have Ad-Aware,
So there's no need to care.

Porn free, and the Net is worth surfing,
But only worth surfing
'cause you're porn free!
2004 Michael W. McVeySpoofs and Parodies Yahoo Group

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Meriadoc - June 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice one!
MrMacphisto - June 13, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL
Adagio - June 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one, Michael! 5's

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