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Song Parodies -> "You Can't Stay Married to Brat-ney Spears"

Original Song Title:

"You Can't Roller Skate in a Buffalo Herd"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Roger Miller

Parody Song Title:

"You Can't Stay Married to Brat-ney Spears"

Parody Written by:

Michael McVey

The Lyrics

Well, you can't stay married to Brat-ney Spears
No, you can't stay married to Brat-ney Spears
No, you can't stay married to Brat-ney Spears
But you can be happy if you want to

A European probe won't work on Mars
A European probe won't work on Mars
A European probe won't work on Mars
But it'll work fine if it's from the U.S.

All ya gotta do is put your mind to it
Don't make excuses, just do it, do it, do it

Well, a gambler can't make the hall of fame
No, a gambler can't make the hall of fame
No, a gambler can't make the hall of fame
But he can be happy if he wants to

Well, you can't eat beef from a mad moo-moo
No, you can't eat beef from a mad moo-moo
No, you can't eat beef from a mad moo-moo
But you can eat good if you want to

Well, you can't drive around with a tiger in your tank
No, you can't drive around with a tiger in your tank
No, you can't drive around with a tiger in your tank
Well, on second thought maybe you can

All ya gotta do is put your mind to it
Don't make excuses, just do it, do it, do it

Well, you can't stay married to Brat-ney Spears
No, you can't stay married to Brat-ney Spears
No, you can't stay married to Brat-ney Spears
But you can be happy if you want to

Well, you can't trust Jacko around them kids
No, you can't trust Jacko around them kids
No, you can't trust Jacko around them kids
But they can be happy if they stay away from him

You can't stay married to Brat-ney Spears
No, you can't stay married to Brat-ney Spears
No, you can't stay married to Brat-ney Spears
But you can be happy if you want to
2004 Michael W. McVey

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blabla - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
yeh its crap!

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