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Song Parodies -> "Bang Me"

Original Song Title:

"Dang Me"

Original Performer:

Roger Miller

Parody Song Title:

"Bang Me"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

It's not what you think you naughty people

Well here I sit high, in my big tower
Big mallet ringin’ tool, is by my side
Here all day with no a-peal
Someone needs to come, and make me real

Bang me , Bang me
Used to have a guy that rang me
High as the highest tone
Bellman, come on take me home

Bong-a bong-a bing-a bing bang bong

Just sittin’ inside churches, and the schools in the town
Six times rung, and sometimes five
I like S and M, every time I’m whacked
Like fourteen more and I might get cracked

Bang me , Bang me
Used to have a gal that rang me
High as the highest tone
Bellman, come on shake this dome

Man I’m so quiet, I need some arousin’
Need a good fire and maybe burnin’ housin’
I need a-seven for the best result
My pappy was a cowbell for old Blue Oyster Cult

Bang me , Bang me
Used to have a guy that rang me
High as the highest tone
Bellman, come on make me moan

Or is it?

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AFW - August 31, 2010 - Report this comment
Nice job...check this one out ..
Old Man Ribber - August 31, 2010 - Report this comment
Just chiming in to tell you that from a great fake-out title (Or is it?) to one great line after another, this is one "bell" of a job! ;D
Patrick - August 31, 2010 - Report this comment
This song rings a bell. Reminds me of the time I tried out for hunchback on the Notre Dame football team. During my days as an unmolested altar boy I can recall ringing the church bell at 6:00 a.m. Wonder what the neighbors thought of that.
LilDooWhacker - August 31, 2010 - Report this comment
Sir, I love RogerMiller . . . this is good; So very different from your usual writes . . . I hear tell, you're doing well, good thangs will come to you. I wish I had your good luck charm & you ringin' Do Whack a Doo . . . . as you're going down the street in your Big Cadillac, you got girls in the front , girls in the back. . . . way in the back with your Money in a sack both hands on the wheel and your shoulders right back !
King Of the Road - August 31, 2010 - Report this comment
Good parody, even if the title is a little misleading. BTW, I saw Blue Oyster Cult live at a free festival in the central Ohio area. They were really good and played many hits incl. "Burnin' For You", "(Don't Fear) The Reaper" and of course "GOD-ZIllAAAAAAA-AAAAAAA-UUUUHHHH!".
Alpha Skua - August 28, 2018 - Report this comment
We used to have LP Album of Roger Miller and 45 RPM record(Remember those)and i had little record player that had four speeds 16,33-1/3 45 and 78

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