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Song Parodies -> "D*ng Me"

Original Song Title:

"Dang Me"

Original Performer:

Roger Miller

Parody Song Title:

"D*ng Me"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

This is the flip side of my parody "Sing Like a Man"
Well here I sit, getting a sex change
Been waitin' my whole life to be a man
Tried to live what I am not
Woman I have been since I was a tot

D*ng me, d*ng me
That doc will sew some new skin on me
Then I'll stand up to pee
Woman I'll no longer be

Just goin' out and dressin' like one of the guys
Pants too tight, I filled with lies
Not a lesbian and not a man
I'm getting that fixed now because I can

D*ng me, d*ng me
That doc just used some skin to schlong me
Now I stand up to pee
Woman I am finally free

I like hoses in bed, but not made of plastic
Now I got meat and my life now fantastic
Well, I'm now happy with my new-made bulge
My girlfriend's name is Crystal
And we like to indulge

D*ng me, d*ng me
I used to think I was the wrong me
Thanks to this surgery
Now it's beer and sports for me

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Pacing: 4.5
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Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 4

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Johnny D - May 20, 2005 - Report this comment
The Highlander's Ballad of the Thighglander...accompanied by Pipe-Organ and Want-a-Bassoon.
AFW - May 20, 2005 - Report this comment
funny and parody-like

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