OMG! I've had "Unchained Rottweiler" sitting in my unfinished folder for over a year...and (I kid you not), my first lines were:
Oh, my dog
Is snarling
he's hungry for my nuts
Sadly, I never finished it...now I don't have to. Faaabulous, Dee...and welcome back! 555+

welcome back....and what a lovely parody to return with...lol....fits the anguished tone of the OS well

As Astro would say, "Ri rink its reat! Ree rives ror ruuu."

I never had that idea for this song... great idea, Dee. You ought to record this one. 5s and welcome back.

Hot diggity dog! Rot on, with this one...off the chain, funny...good to see ya' back..

Truly a dee-ranged rottie. Writing this one must have taken balls. So to speak.

funny

I don't get it...??? Where did they transplant your jewels - on your chin?

This is no sheet - I have a pit bull next door with a rickety fence in between. I wrote a parody about it within the last two weeks. The dog's name is of all things sweetie pie. I call her Lucy Fur. She bit ne on the side of my knee about 8 months ago as I turned from the fence. She found a hole and managed to get her head through it. To circumvent this problem I was nailing another board where the hole was and she came out of nowhere but unfortunately she didn't know how bone numbing a hammer could be. I instintively swung the hammer in fear of loss of limb or maiming. The hammer struck the board and her snout at the same time. She sees me with a hammer in my hand now and all I see is her brown eye waving good bye as she books around her house to the other side.

So how have you been? How`s it hangin`? Oops, I shouldn't have asked that last question. Here's 5 extra sutures for your transplant. Heal well my friend, `heel` well.

Kristof... I actually searched for this title before I wrote it, thinking it would have been done before. Thanks alvin, McKludge, Red Ant, AFW, Phil, Ann, and Guy....great story, Guy. A friend of my family had a German Shepard who was an offspring of Rin-Tin-Tin....for real...and his lineage made all the kids on Loring AFB pester him, and he attacked 3 kids, including a 7-year-old cousin of mine, mangling her hand. They made the dog an Air Force guard dog, and he was sent to Vietnam in 1960, and never came back. His owner, a B-52 pilot, was also shot down there, still MIA.

YOWCH!!!! The high pitched screaming on the Youtube video I found towards the end of the song also made an impression on what I was reading. Awesome idea!!!

that's hilarious Dee! - the title was funny already, but some of the syllable-matching was inspired - "A long bone-ly dine" hee hee - 555

Thanks Matthias and Stu!

Doggone good to see you back!

Thanks PMS!

I gotta say, the parody made me grin, but Kristof's comment made me LOL!

What a funny, funny one, Dee!! I was grinning and laughing all the way through. And it fits their singing..esp. at the end...heehee. 5's

Thanks, Johnny...good to see you here again, and hope your acting career is still going strong.



Thanks, Adagio....I agree with you about the singing. The way the words are drawn out and extended, you could put painful howls in the appropriate places and really make a funny recording of this. However, I don't have the vocal range to pull it off

Dear Sir, your words be so wicked, but your heart is very tender; it is indeed good to have you back 'in the saddle' again! ~ CC