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Song Parodies -> "Unchained Rotweiller"

Original Song Title:

"Unchained Melody"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Righteous Brothers

Parody Song Title:

"Unchained Rotweiller"

Parody Written by:

Dee Range

The Lyrics

Oh....
That mutt...
Is snarling...
He's lunging for my nuts!
A long bone-ly dine...

His teeth...
crunch down...
So harshly...
A hunk out of my butt
There goes my "nine"!
I need some blood
Knee deep in blood
Please speed some blood
To me

There my nut-sack goes
Woe is me, pecker free
In the open jaws
Of the beast...oow!
Now a transplant ward
Waits for me, waits for me
I'll be limping home
Neutered me!

Oh...
my nuts...
My new ones...
(They plundered) Plundered from that mutt
And now...
All the time.....
My tongue....
Flicks out...
So lowly...
My tongue...can reach...my nuts
And it feels fine!
Tongue greeds for nuts
Tongue needs my nuts
Tongue kneads my nuts...
Wooooooo!!!......EEEEEEE!!!!!

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Kristof Robertson - November 15, 2007 - Report this comment
OMG! I've had "Unchained Rottweiler" sitting in my unfinished folder for over a year...and (I kid you not), my first lines were:
Oh, my dog
Is snarling
he's hungry for my nuts
Sadly, I never finished it...now I don't have to. Faaabulous, Dee...and welcome back! 555+
alvin - November 15, 2007 - Report this comment
welcome back....and what a lovely parody to return with...lol....fits the anguished tone of the OS well
McKludge - November 15, 2007 - Report this comment
As Astro would say, "Ri rink its reat! Ree rives ror ruuu."
Red Ant - November 15, 2007 - Report this comment
I never had that idea for this song... great idea, Dee. You ought to record this one. 5s and welcome back.
AFW - November 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Hot diggity dog! Rot on, with this one...off the chain, funny...good to see ya' back..
Phil Alexander - November 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Truly a dee-ranged rottie. Writing this one must have taken balls. So to speak.
Ann Hammond - November 15, 2007 - Report this comment
funny
Guy - November 15, 2007 - Report this comment
I don't get it...??? Where did they transplant your jewels - on your chin?

This is no sheet - I have a pit bull next door with a rickety fence in between. I wrote a parody about it within the last two weeks. The dog's name is of all things sweetie pie. I call her Lucy Fur. She bit ne on the side of my knee about 8 months ago as I turned from the fence. She found a hole and managed to get her head through it. To circumvent this problem I was nailing another board where the hole was and she came out of nowhere but unfortunately she didn't know how bone numbing a hammer could be. I instintively swung the hammer in fear of loss of limb or maiming. The hammer struck the board and her snout at the same time. She sees me with a hammer in my hand now and all I see is her brown eye waving good bye as she books around her house to the other side.

So how have you been? How`s it hangin`? Oops, I shouldn't have asked that last question. Here's 5 extra sutures for your transplant. Heal well my friend, `heel` well.
Dee Range - November 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Kristof... I actually searched for this title before I wrote it, thinking it would have been done before. Thanks alvin, McKludge, Red Ant, AFW, Phil, Ann, and Guy....great story, Guy. A friend of my family had a German Shepard who was an offspring of Rin-Tin-Tin....for real...and his lineage made all the kids on Loring AFB pester him, and he attacked 3 kids, including a 7-year-old cousin of mine, mangling her hand. They made the dog an Air Force guard dog, and he was sent to Vietnam in 1960, and never came back. His owner, a B-52 pilot, was also shot down there, still MIA.
Matthias - November 15, 2007 - Report this comment
YOWCH!!!! The high pitched screaming on the Youtube video I found towards the end of the song also made an impression on what I was reading. Awesome idea!!!
stuart mcarthur - November 15, 2007 - Report this comment
that's hilarious Dee! - the title was funny already, but some of the syllable-matching was inspired - "A long bone-ly dine" hee hee - 555
Dee Range - November 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Matthias and Stu!
PMS - November 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Doggone good to see you back!
Dee Range - November 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks PMS!
Johnny D - November 17, 2007 - Report this comment
I gotta say, the parody made me grin, but Kristof's comment made me LOL!
adagio - November 17, 2007 - Report this comment
What a funny, funny one, Dee!! I was grinning and laughing all the way through. And it fits their singing..esp. at the end...heehee. 5's
Dee Range - November 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Johnny...good to see you here again, and hope your acting career is still going strong.



Thanks, Adagio....I agree with you about the singing. The way the words are drawn out and extended, you could put painful howls in the appropriate places and really make a funny recording of this. However, I don't have the vocal range to pull it off
littleCupCakes - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Dear Sir, your words be so wicked, but your heart is very tender; it is indeed good to have you back 'in the saddle' again! ~ CC

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