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Song Parodies -> "Stalker Song"

Original Song Title:

"Zephyr Song"

Original Performer:

Red Hot Chili Peppers

Parody Song Title:

"Stalker Song"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Can I get the name you sign on
Just a bit of your own time on
What a night to harass you on
Did you mind I goaded you on
Take a look its on display...for you
Being mean just it annoys

Did you tell your friends about me
Only took a week now maybe
Hid behind your friends on that day
Could not help but fall as my prey
Picking up on how I treated you
Rallied all your friends against

Stay online another hour
No need for you to cower
Keep up it's in your power
Take down your away message
Talk to stalkers

Hunter chases the wild runner
Find a way for chatting with her
Stay awake to criticize her
Under friendly instigator
Take a look its on display
For you...Being mean just annoys

In the world wide web I follow you around now
All the world can pass me by
Stay online 'nether hour
No need for you to cower

In the world wide web I follow you around now
All the world can pass me by
Stay online 'another hour
No need for you take cover
Note: The Zephyr Song belongs to The Red Hot Chili Peppers. I DO NOT OWN or make any profit from this song.

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Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 9

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Kristen - February 24, 2003 - Report this comment
I like it, it's really good! Although, I don't know if I ever want to chat with you online! ;)
Charlie - February 24, 2003 - Report this comment
This song is based on an incident in school involving a "friend" and other unknown persons I used it as inpiration

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