I gotta snack it seems
Right now my stomach churns "oh pleeease"
I know just what it needs
I got to make a bowl of cheese

I have a love for cheese
Monterey Jack it seems to please me
I eat it in my dreams, yeah
Who ate the kraft single peice?
That's me.

Here I go, I love my bowl,
I got to grate it gonna eat it slow,
When I find my cheesey knives,
I'm gonna cut you one gigantic slice.

Now my lips smile at me,
I gave my friends some, they say please
I dont get no fat free,
You gotta let it be,
Oh ya.


Here I go, I love my bowl,
I got to grate it gonna eat it slow,
When I find my cheesey knives,
I'm gonna cut you one gigantic slice.

yeah...

You're so polite indeed,
Cause you ate all that you could eat
Can't make a better cheese
Dont take away my macaroni

I like mozzarella
Cause it's very sweet.
I'm all about gonzola
With macaroni
Take me to the kitchen
Let me try some swiss.
I be coming back baby,
For a little more of this.

Finlandia Swiss, and Saanenkaese,
Hubbarston Blue Cow Cypress Grove Crowley,
I like a little swiss and fresh Idaho Goatster
I like cheddar but whats better is some Grafton Village Cheddar

Here I go, I love my bowl,
I got to grate it gonna eat it slow,
When I find my cheesey knives,
I'm gonna cut you one gigantic slice.

Here I go, I love my bowl
Queso Blanco is straight from Mexico.
When I find my cheesy knives,
I'll cut my cheese until the end of time