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Song Parodies -> "Wild Ass Christmas Day"

Original Song Title:

"Whiter Shade Of Pale"

Original Performer:

Procol Harum

Parody Song Title:

"Wild Ass Christmas Day"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

the christmas lights went bang-o
tree cartwheeled to the floor
i was reeling...kinda half-sick
not proud, i drank four more
my wife's glare getting harder
as my feet just flew away
then i called out for another drink
as on the floor, i lay

and...so...i...passed...out...later
but the mem'ry of it fails
what took place, i don't know mostly
sure a wild ass...christmas day

it was the christmas season
i was stewed, its plain to see
and i wandered...through my neighbor's yard
through his nativity
my size sixteens wrecked the virgin
and the jesus-child was toast
think i broke the wise men open
and might have knocked off joseph's nose

and...so...i...passed...out...later
but the mem'ry of it fails
what took place, i don't know mostly
sure a wild ass...christmas day

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Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 9

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John Barry - December 21, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL, Alvin.
Ravyn Rant - December 21, 2004 - Report this comment
"and the Jesus-child was toast" is my favorite line, but I had lots of good ones to choose from!
AFW - December 21, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't know the original song...but this makes for a funny poetry read...5's
alvin rhodes - December 21, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks john, ravyn and AFW
Dee Range - December 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Alvin, great parody. I can really relate to this. High 5's
Phil Alexander - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment
...and it's all for the children, right? ;-)
Kristof Robertson - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Sounds like my kind of Chrissie...555
alvin rhodes - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks dee, phil and kristof

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