Song Parodies -> A Whiter Shade of Trash
| Original Song Title: | "A Whiter Shade of Pale" |
| Original Performer: | Procol Harum |
| Parody Song Title: | "A Whiter Shade of Trash" |
| Parody Written by: | Jay W |
Occasionally I run into individuals (on the Internet mostly) who think white people are discriminated against in this country (the US). I am a white man, and I've no doubt my life is immeasureably easier because of this fact. I simply can't understand the manner of people who say otherwise. Blacks make up 10% of this country and 50% of the prison population--and they're given preferential treatment? This thought borders on psychosis. Below is a conflated profile of such individuals gathered from personal experience.
He muffs the sophist's tango
Invokes Jesus for a war
He was pumping on his joystick
When his drunk head hit the floor.
Scared of women wielding power:
Fraid they'll steal his thing away
He seeks out Darwin's missing link
On a jalapeno tray.
When he grieves Caucasians
Swastika tattooed on his ass
A racial bigot mostly
Turns a whiter shade of trash
Proclaims to know all reasons
Finds his truth on FOX TV:
His buddies on "Cops" episodes
Are handcuffed to a tree.
Always says he's not a virgin
Thinking it's a boast
We know his closet's open
Cause he always says it's closed
He is a whiter shade of trash.
And so he scratches harder
Ain't no lotion for that rash
A racial bigot mostly
Turns a whiter shade of trash
Invokes Jesus for a war
He was pumping on his joystick
When his drunk head hit the floor.
Scared of women wielding power:
Fraid they'll steal his thing away
He seeks out Darwin's missing link
On a jalapeno tray.
When he grieves Caucasians
Swastika tattooed on his ass
A racial bigot mostly
Turns a whiter shade of trash
Proclaims to know all reasons
Finds his truth on FOX TV:
His buddies on "Cops" episodes
Are handcuffed to a tree.
Always says he's not a virgin
Thinking it's a boast
We know his closet's open
Cause he always says it's closed
He is a whiter shade of trash.
And so he scratches harder
Ain't no lotion for that rash
A racial bigot mostly
Turns a whiter shade of trash
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Brilliant, Jay.
Wow. Heavy duty, Jay.
Tonight on Fox, A Whiter Shade of Trash makes its debut after Cops.
Hit the nail on the head with this one..."He seeks out Darwins missing link on a jalopeno tray"...poetry
I bet the two people that voted 4's in funny are white. Some people just can't be weened off Rush Limbaugh. ::)
Thanks everybody. As always, I very much appreciate the recognition.
this is a great parody ... superb!
Thank you, Martha.
Oh, I love trash! Anything dirty or dingy or dusty! Anything ragged or rotted or rusty! Oh, I love trash! Five cans!
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