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Song Parodies -> "The Fifty Shades of Grey"

Original Song Title:

"A Whiter Shade of Pale"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Procol Harum

Parody Song Title:

"The Fifty Shades of Grey"

Parody Written by:

Glynn Leaney

The Lyrics

Well, it is all the rage!
THE FIFTY SHADES OF GREY

We liked to do things different,
As we lay across the floor.
And the crowd who came to watch us
Were amazed at what they saw.
The room was buzzing madly,
As we built up lots of steam.
And they called out for more action still,
Oh my God, we were a team.

For us, the Kama Sutra
May have seen us on our way;
But we learned a lot more later
With the fifty shades of grey.

The act is quite exhausting,
But in truth it’s fun to do.
And if you were in my position,
I’m sure you’d love it too.
Any one of fifty actions
Leave you knackered on the floor.
But within a few more moments,
You’d be ready for much more.

Oh for us the Kama Sutra
May have seen us on our way;
But we learned a lot more later
With the fifty shades of grey.

We’ve done this show so often,
We’re no youngsters any more.
So we’re seeking two replacements
Who have stamina galore.
We can then enjoy retirement,
And our bodies have a rest.
Then reflect on our achievements,
For they say we were the best.

Oh for us the Kama Sutra
May have seen us on our way;
But we learned a lot more later
With the fifty shades of grey.

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Meriadoc - February 23, 2015 - Report this comment
Perhaps with so many shades they'd need to hire a harum...er harem. Nice take on the OS, and pacing was perfect.

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