I skipped the hard fandango
Like men running to the loo
I was feeling my colon pressing
The crowd asked me to release
The hall was screaming harder
As the screams broke the glass
When I called out for any pills
The waiter brought a laxative

And so it was that later
As I went out to the dance hall
My underpants at first just white
Turned a browner thing of logs

Doctor said it was diarrhea
And the truth is easy to see
You have eat prunes and chili
He won't understand
In fact was this stupid waiter
Who has brought me a laxative
At the moment seemed he understood
But he brought me in a mental home

And so it was that later
As I went out to the dance hall
My underpants at first just white
Turned a browner thing of logs