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Song Parodies -> "Where Have All The Showers Gone"

Original Song Title:

"Where Have All The Flowers Gone"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Pete Seeger

Parody Song Title:

"Where Have All The Showers Gone"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Credit goes to Steve Abelli for first title use...But mine has a completely different theme
Where have all the showers gone,
Folks aren't taking?
Where have all the showers gone?
World's got B.O.
Where have all the showers gone?
Don't smell like flowers, anyone..
Oh, when will they ever bathe?
Oh, when will they ever bathe?

Where have all clean bodies gone?
None I'm passing..
Where have all clean bodies gone?
I'd like to know..
Where have all clean bodies gone?
Don't take showers, anyone
Oh, when will they ever bathe?
Oh, when will they ever bathe?

Where has common hygiene gone?
Seems it's passe'
Where has common hygiene gone?
Saves water flow..
Where has common hygiene gone?
Out the windows with the dawn.
Oh, when will they ever wash?
Oh, when will they ever wash?

Where has all the bath soap gone?
Clean, they're faking..
Where has all the bath soap gone?
Does someone know?
Where has all the bath soap gone?
Just used for storage, every tub..
Oh, when will they ever scrub?
Oh, when will they ever scrub?


Where has all deod'rant gone?
No one's using..
Where has all deod'rant gone?
In stores on shelves..
Where has all deod'rant gone?
Folks too lazy to spray on..
Or even too tired to roll..
Or even too tired to roll..

Where have all the showers gone?
No one's washing..
Where have all the showers gone?
World's got B.O.
Where have all the showers gone?
They sure aren't flowers, anyone
Oh, when will they ever bathe?
Oh, when will they ever bathe?


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