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Song Parodies -> "Leaving With a Great Dane"

Original Song Title:

"Leaving On a Jet Plane"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Peter Paul & Mary

Parody Song Title:

"Leaving With a Great Dane"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

My advice for daters. If you meet someone who never goes anywhere without their dog, run. Run away fast.
All his bones are packed, all ready to go
We're standing by the doggie door
A canine friend, my Mom said I should try
Yes he's all housebroken, my brand new pet
And his collar's ready, he's seen the vet
A much better companion than a guy

So lick me and bark for me
Tell me that you'll wait to pee
Hold your leash and never let you go
Cause I'm leaving with a great dane
A new love I don't have to explain
Oh, Scoob, I love him so

There's so many times men let me down
They cheat on me, they fool around
My puppy now obeys my every word
When I holler "fetch" he brings to me
When I tell him "speak" he sings to me
When I tell him "drive" well, let's not be absurd

So lick me and bark for me
Tell me that you'll wait to pee
Hold your leash and never let you go
Cause I'm leaving with a great dane
A new love I don't have to explain
Oh, Scoob, I love him so

Now the time has come to breed you
I brought lovely dogs that need you
They're all in heat so you can have your way
Now what is this? You turned your nose
You sniffed them all, yet nothing grows
Oh damn, I think my big dog is gay

So lick me and bark for me
Show me that you squat to pee
Hold your leash and never let you go
Cause I'm leaving with a great dane
A new love I now have to explain
Oh, Scoob, such a homo
Woof.

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2nz - February 19, 2004 - Report this comment
He sings on command!?! Like, what a nice parody, Scoob.
alvin rhodes - February 19, 2004 - Report this comment
HAHAHA....love it...i have a gay cat so i can commiserate
Birgitta - February 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh Scoob,how could you?! LOL Funny stuff Rick :-D
Jan Unwin - February 19, 2004 - Report this comment
I love dogs! I wish I could take mine everywhere. Good job. 5-5-5
Diva - February 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Super cute, Rick!
Johnny D - February 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Awwww 5's
Guy - February 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Gay dogs, hmmm, what will they think of next... Rick, I have a doggy one coming out tomorrow myself. It's actually kind of about my own critters. 5 wags of the old tail for this one. Well done.
Meriadoc - February 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Dog parodies good. Gay parodies good. Gay dog parodies good good.

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