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Song Parodies -> "Bleeding, And The Cat’s Blamed"

Original Song Title:

"Leaving On A Jet Plane"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Peter, Paul & Mary

Parody Song Title:

"Bleeding, And The Cat’s Blamed"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Oh that mog is whacked, he’s ready to blow
Commanding fear outside my door
I hate to take a step or I may die
‘Cause the claws are rakin’ it’s surly scorn
‘Tack is waitin’, be showin’ me torn
The doggie he has flown and left me dry

Cat hissed and assailed at me
Tersely waved its tail at me
Told me in me-oweze where to go

I'm bleeding, and the cat’s blamed
My shred clothes show how my back is maimed
Close shave, my pate’s forgoed

Yeah, your hairs are raised – I should skip town
Don’t care for feline stamping ground
I’m ambushed now, from nowhere he springs
Talons placed just so, this lynx with glee
Every claw he sinks, he sinks in me
Hairs raised on back, fine flair for threatening

No Friskies are piled for thee
Jew-elled collar’s chaffing thee
Boldly strike and sever my big toe...

I'm bleeding, and the cat’s blamed
I now know to flee – kit’s quite insane
My grave awaits, you know

Now this tom has come to cleave me
I’m just pray’n that he’ll miss me
His pose is crazed, pounce is on its way
Schemes of how he’ll flail me some
Yeah, I live in a combat zone
Now’s come the time, ring the vet for spay...

Hissed and paws flailed at me
Calamine, it sates poor me
Sold me lemon, pet store got my dough

I'm bleeding, and the cat’s blamed
It might find a kick up clack’s attained
Bleeding, and the cat’s blamed
He’s gung-ho, get my ice pack for pain
Bleeding, and the cat’s blamed
I must go to hos-pit-al again
Those rabe’s, puss fate bestowed...

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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 12

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Patrick - October 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Looks like everyone's having trouble with "pussy" of one kind or another today.
John Barry - October 04, 2012 - Report this comment
F[el]ine.
Phil Alexander - October 04, 2012 - Report this comment
:-) This one definitely came up to scratch
Derry - October 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Your cat always gets what (s)he wants! 5s!
Meriadoc - October 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks guys!

Patrick: But only ours was fatal ! ;)

JB: It's a fell line we walk.

Phil: Which led straight to fever (with apologies to Ted Nugent)

Derry: We might have to roll a stone over him/her...
Glen S - October 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Good to see you both back around. Enjoyed the wordplay here, and especially enjoyed 'Every claw he sinks, he sinks in me'
Andy Primus - October 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Excellent choice of word subs. LOL at me-oweze. The “I’m ambushed now, from nowhere he springs” reminds me of 2 cats that my brother had. One would do that to the other so he called them Clouseau & Cato. The “Boldly strike and sever my big toe” reminds me of my own cat. She used to wake me up by savaging my feet when she was young. I took to sleeping with my socks on because my feet used to stick out the end of my old (regular size) bed. She once got her claw stuck in the groove that runs along the side of the big toenail. The more I tried to pull my foot away, the more it dug in. Not a great way to wake up in the morning!
Tommy Turtle, Not Cat - October 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Didn't the foaming at the mouth give you a clue?

IDK how to vote 555 in meoweze, and Patrick stole my other comment. ;) Nice syllable-matching. Follow-up: "The Cat In The Hat" (Dr. Seuss) = "The Cat's Like A Bat"?
Lifeliver - October 04, 2012 - Report this comment
'Me-oweze' got me too, and 'Now this Tom has come to cleave me'. As cat-lovers, you surely must know there comes a time in every feline's kittyhood when it can't play with owner no mo'; when it turns from cute pet to killer predator.
Rick C - October 05, 2012 - Report this comment
Excellent subs all around! Yes, meow-ese was a Lol! 555
Meriadoc - October 05, 2012 - Report this comment
Glen: Glad to see YOU back around too! Thanks for dropping in - it is much appreciated.

Andy: My stray male - Gabriel - is an attack cat. "Oh, you stopped petting me, did you? Well take THIS!"

TT: Kits will knick some, kits will thwock some?

LL: See above re: Gabriel. Sadly, he has been rather absent lately; his mate is around regularly, but I think he may have found someone with tastier cat food...

Rick: Thanks for dropping by and commenting. So glad everyone liked me-oweze. :)
Peregrin - October 18, 2012 - Report this comment
So...nobody picked up on the impossibility in our lyrics? I'm setting the challenge for anyone to do so...!
Meriadoc - October 18, 2012 - Report this comment
I know where it is - ha ha.
wandlimb - October 20, 2012 - Report this comment
How many scars must one man bear, before pussy ends up in the ground? My answer to you, you know that it's true; the answer is, of course, 42.
Peregrin - October 20, 2012 - Report this comment
wandlimb, there is some disturbing imagery in your opening comment!
Macaroni Man - November 07, 2012 - Report this comment
I like how mellow the tone of the original song is, so it conflicts in a funny way with a narrative of a deadly cat. Oh, and did the cat's name happened to be Puff?
Meriadoc - November 08, 2012 - Report this comment
LOL! Thanks for following the link and commenting on this MM, we really appreciate it.
Peregrin - November 09, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks MM, whomever you may be

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