When a man drives a woman
Can't keep his mind on traffic lanes
He'd trade the world
For a girlfriend that's mute
If there's a wreck, he can't see it
She can't shut her yap
'Bout gossip from her best friend
Or a purse that's cute

When a man drives a woman
On his very last nerve
Trying to look on to what’s ahead
He doesn’t want her advice
And now is not the time
To talk about new drapes
Or queen size bed

When a man drives a woman
Gotta give everything you’ve got
Trying to focus
On that yellow line
Baby please just let me drive

When a man drives a woman
She won’t close her hole
She can bring him such tragedy
If there is a car in his blind spot
He's the last one to know
Tired eyes can never see

When a man drives a woman
Drown her out with a song
Next time travel with your good friend Earl
Yes when a man drives a woman
I now exactly how he feels
'Cause I drove a long road trip
With my girlfriend
When a man drives a woman