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Song Parodies -> "Tell The Groupie We're A Band"

Original Song Title:

"Cowgirl In The Sand"

Original Performer:

Neil Young

Parody Song Title:

"Tell The Groupie We're A Band"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

Ahh...the free-wheeling 60's. Groupies aplenty carrying their precious booty of free-love and gonorrhea.
Hello groupie, we're a band
Hang out with us; that's our plan
You will ball us all tonight
We're sure hoping that you're tight

You will fall for our tired rap
No condoms, so you'll get the clap
When we're done with you a bit later you'll feel like a sap

Now you're drooling and non-plussed
On your lips has formed a crust
After all the sex we've had
Your appearance is quite sad

You're so wasted; can barely stand
Things just haven't worked out as you had planned
In another moment you'll have sex with the whole damn 'band'

Fell for one of our lame schemes
Laughter now blocks out your screams
Legs are spread and hands are bound
And now the 'drummer' turns you around

Kind of rough what they're doing to you
So many of them that you've had to screw
In the morning it's very likely you'll be feeling blue

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Total Votes: 5

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K1chyd - August 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Paul: If you havenīt already seen the movie "Almost famous", do!
John Barry - August 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Nonplussed. . .crust. LOL.
Paul Robinson - August 22, 2004 - Report this comment
K1chyd - "Almost Famous", hmmm...sounds intriguing. JB - I kinda liked that one, myself. Thanks.
alvin rhodes - August 22, 2004 - Report this comment
nice job getting this past the censor.....5s
Paul Robinson - August 22, 2004 - Report this comment
was there something dirty in here? Thanks, alvin.
Adagio - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS but is kind of rough on her, like you said. 5's
Paul Robinson - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Adagio, thanks. I do seem to recall some instances in the 60's where Male sensitivity was in somewhat short supply. Of course, now that we all know better stuff like this could never happen...uhh...except maybe those jerks in Orange County, CA...

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