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Song Parodies -> "S & M Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Cinnamon Girl"

Original Performer:

Neil Young

Parody Song Title:

"S & M Girl"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

I wanna strip for
An S & M girl
I could be scabby
The rest of my life
With an S & M girl

A screamer of whips sure
Has fun in the night
You'll see me in leather
Chained to her moons tight
My S & M girl

Ten silver axes
My face takes a blow
My grimace relaxes
My blood starts to flow
Oh my S & M girl!

I'll cream on her hips,
Her buns - either's right
I'm leaving my lather
Staining her poon-site
My S & M girl

She bent me over now
I'm gonna feel her go "POW!"
I feel her belly-dance
I feel her taking off my pants
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

(instrumental interlewd)

Please spank me honey now
I've been a bad boy and how
I need your discipline!
So beat your bad boy's booty-skin!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!


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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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Jack Wilson - May 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job! 555!
Rick D - May 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Poon-site? We're gonna have to start a Johnny D-to-English Dictionary for the subliminally challenged.
John Barry - May 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Amusing and educational. I changed "Poon Quiver" to "Swoon Giver" in one to come, because I didn't know if poon would escape the sniff of the censor. Now I knows.
alvin rhodes - May 30, 2004 - Report this comment
do you know how hard it is to read with your eyes clouded with tears of laughter?....5s only because i can't give you 6s
Adagio - May 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny, but I need that dictionary for the sublimally challenged. 5's
The Great Karlando - May 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Love it. I am also amazed at what you can get on here. Gives me hope that some of those R-rated ideas swilling in my head can get on here.
Meriadoc - May 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny always knows how to get my vote! ;-D
Johnny D - May 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Jack, Rick D, JB, Alvin, Adagio, The Great Karlando, and Meriadoc!
Paul Robinson - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny D - WOW! My hats off to you, but please try not to get anything in it, OK? 5's
Johnny D - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Paul, heh heh heh!
Kristof Robertson - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, was an educational little piece, wasn't it? 555 :-)
Johnny D - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Kristof!
Know 1 can hear you dream - June 02, 2004 - Report this comment
In my sketch book I have an idea among these lines myself, but you BEAT me to it. Does that mean we now have a parody writers S & M relationship? ;-)
Johnny D - June 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Kristof! No, it just means we like to try to BEAT each other to the posting! ;-D

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