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Song Parodies -> "Call Girl on Demand"

Original Song Title:

"Cowgirl in the Sand"

Original Performer:

Neil Young

Parody Song Title:

"Call Girl on Demand"

Parody Written by:

Jim Rotondo

The Lyrics

Finally, a parody of an original love song with the word "cow" in the title.
Hello Call Girl on Demand
Pretty Girl worth twenty grand.
Julia Roberts in the starring role
Turning tricks while she’s on parole.

Richard Gere then, he bought her clothes
And late in the movie, did he propose?
It’s the actor in you that makes you want
To rub elbows.

Hello Charlie in the buff
Rehabs sure, you’ve had enough.
Heidi Fleiss was your biggest source,
Just for kicks, rarely intercourse.

Rich enough now to please your nose
Two-thousand a day now did you disclose.
It’s the drinking and blow that makes the network
cancel shows.

Hello Tiger in the Woods
Carousing round the neighborhoods
Once the best in the world renown
To be a golfer and to be blond-bound.

Old enough now for senior tours,
Lost so many sponsors, like washed up whores.
It’s the Blasian in you that makes you want to
Drop your drawers.

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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