-> "Cinnamon-Swirl Colonic"
Original Song Title:
"Cinnamon Girl" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
I wanna munch on a cinnamon swirl
And then I won't eat until later tonight
With a cinnamon swirl
I head down to Winchell's at one in the night
I'll stand at the counter, chomping down big bites
Of cinnamon swirl
Ten donut holes and a coffee to go
A buck-ten with tax as I savor the dough
Of my cinnamon swirl
I hang out at Winchell's most every night
I'm crammed full of sweets and I'm feelin' alright
Eatin' cinnamon swirls
Oh, I feel funny; now
it hurts; my tummy, Ow!
I'm gettin' stomach cramps
I hope that I don't soil my pants!
Gasp! Gasp! Gasp!
(Long, frantic instrumental jam as Neil tries not to crap on himself as he hurriedly "power-walks" home; knees totally straight so as not to lose his suddenly loose load)
Damn, it's sure runny
No, don't think it's funny
I dropped my load into my pants
Could not make home; I had no chance -
Bleah! Bleah! Bleah!
(Sounds of Neil trying to scrape his pants clean with yesterday's L.A. Times near the corner of Hollywood & Highland fading out to end)
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