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Song Parodies -> "My Hair is Wild"

Original Song Title:

"I Am a Child"

Original Performer:

Neil Young

Parody Song Title:

"My Hair is Wild"

Parody Written by:

Jim Rotondo

The Lyrics

My hair is wild, it’s never styled,
I just don’t care if I walk around defiled.
Some call me freak, some just won’t peek,
It matches well with my physique.

I lost my brush and I broke my comb,
This happened several years ago.
A beard to match due to no shaving foam,
What is the reason, you cut your hair?
What is the reason?

You’re looking good, so knock on wood,
You see your barber monthly like you think you should.
Sit in his chair, tip if you dare,
Your barber’s French, his name’s Pierre.

That spritz and mousse is a sure-fire call,
You’re Head and Shoulders does the job.
My frizz abuse turns all heads at the Mall.
Where is the food court, for this ole slob?
Where is the food court?

My hair is wild, it’s never styled,
I just don’t care if I walk around defiled.

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Mark Scotti - April 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Well, it's not manure in the hair(shameless plug from my smelly parody yesterday), but the hair holds up well, and so does this wonderful parody!! (Keep that Young streak going. Jimbo!!)
alvin - April 29, 2009 - Report this comment
nicely styled
John Barry - April 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Shear brilliance--or should I say brilliantine?
Jim Rotondo - April 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Mark, Alvin, John. Don't know when the Neil phase will end, perhaps I should've credited the Buffalo Springfield on this one.

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