Song Parodies -> Collagen Girl
| Original Song Title: | "Cinnamon Girl" |
| Original Performer: | Neil Young |
| Parody Song Title: | "Collagen Girl" |
| Parody Written by: | Jim Rotondo |
Neil's 1969 classic gets a face-lift of sorts.
I wanna live with a Collagen girl,
With lips that’ll please me
and probably ease me
My Collagen girl.
This bloated improvement
Enhances her face
Just $400
Cosmetically placed
My Collagen girl.
Injections are monthly
With cases of wine
My lips then start drooling
She puckers at mine
My Collagen girl.
Her lip augmentation
Is stunning at best.
Then adds Avon lipstick
I’m surely impressed
With my Collagen girl.
(Closing bridge):
Next is a nice boob job
Like eating corn off the cob
I need to take a stance.
Then watch her jiggle whilst we dance.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
With lips that’ll please me
and probably ease me
My Collagen girl.
This bloated improvement
Enhances her face
Just $400
Cosmetically placed
My Collagen girl.
Injections are monthly
With cases of wine
My lips then start drooling
She puckers at mine
My Collagen girl.
Her lip augmentation
Is stunning at best.
Then adds Avon lipstick
I’m surely impressed
With my Collagen girl.
(Closing bridge):
Next is a nice boob job
Like eating corn off the cob
I need to take a stance.
Then watch her jiggle whilst we dance.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Great idea with this song Jim.
Fantastic subs! Injecting 5's
You had me at the title, Dr. Rotondo!
beautiful. plump with hyperbole and just adorable. sotm material 5-5-5
Thanks again guys, geez I feel like Moses, Abraham and John the Baptist have bestowed their blessing!
Another person who would bless this parody is Janice Dickinson
Impossible to air-kiss this beaut! Pout n' perky glam n' glossy fives to ya' -- Mwwwaaa!
I like this parody just the way it is
Thanks Gents, I was thrilled this morning when a Neil Young fan favorited this video on its first day on YouTube and became a subscriber. You never know sometimes.
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