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Song Parodies -> "Muffin Man"

Original Song Title:

"Southern Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Young

Parody Song Title:

"Muffin Man"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

....run, run...as fast as you can...you still can't catch...the muffin man...
muffin man...let your...quick self roll
don't you let...others...match your stroll
muffins race...and they...move so fast
you can't lose...in a...running match
muffin man

you ain't caught yet...and...that's a fact
legs are flashin'...your...feet do smack
muffin man, we only...see your back
you go screamin'...and way past trackin'
furlongs, furlongs
wow-ow-ow-whee

muffin man...all the...time, you've led
like a jet, you're a...thoroughbred
in a chase, you go...streakin' past
in first place, you won't...come in last
muffin man

good, you smell...and you are...golden brown
you're sleek and fast,man...whippin' 'round
feet, my god, you raise and...put 'em down
you go steamin'...with no strength, lackin'
so long, so long
wow-ow-ow-whee



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Pacing: 4.6
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Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 5

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McKludge - September 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Wait. Don't I know that guy? 555
John Barry - September 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Hot buns, cool concept. I was rolling.
alvin - September 23, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks mckludge and john
PMS - September 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Muffin I can say that will convey how munch I enjoyed this
MrMacphisto - September 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Tasty... 5-5-5
Agrimorfee - September 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey McKludge, I think he lives on Drury Lane! Almost sounds like something Neil would have sang--555 for you Alvin.
alvin - September 24, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks PMS macphisto and agri

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