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Song Parodies -> "Simpleton Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Cinnamon Girl"

Original Performer:

Neil Young

Parody Song Title:

"Simpleton Girl"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

it seems i live with a simpleton girl
clueless and sappy...a wreck all her life
is my simpleton girl

as dumb as you've pictured
this gal ain't too bright
her eyes close together
deer in the headlights
my simpleton girl

misfired synapses
her IQ is low
got memory lapses
there's lots she don't know
she's my simpleton girl

i always must lecture
she can't get things right
a brain with smooth texture
thinking is so slight
my simpleton girl

she has no cunning now
she tries to fake it somehow
but she ain't got a chance
you know she's dense with just one glance
yeah yeah yeah

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Johnny D - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, hook her up with my dumb vampire and they can make beautiful tire-hissing music together. 5's
alvin rhodes - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks johnny...i remember your dumb vampire song...hee hee hee
Arwen - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
I have to say that "simpleton" is one of my all time favorite words. And this parody is great...=) Nice job, Mr. Rhodes...
Peregrin - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
A good one with a song I have been trying to come up with something for, and now I will give up! It's been done!
John Barry - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Taking a break from my parody marathon to give you 5s.
Stuart McArthur - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
so sad - you could lie thru your teeth to her and she wouldn't even know - what a tragedy - 555 Alvin
alvin rhodes - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks all, and just for the record, my wife's real smart

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