Song Parodies -> These Boobs Ain't Made For Gawkin'

Original Song Title:	"These Boots Are Made For Walkin'"
Original Performer:	Nancy Sinatra

Parody Song Title:	"These Boobs Ain't Made For Gawkin'"
Parody Written by:	Alvin Rhodes

you keep starin'...you want something from me ?
something shaped liked bulbs ?...best confess
your neck's a-stretchin' where it shouldn't be a-stretchin'...yeah
you're something else....you're leerin' at my breasts
these boobs ain't made for gawkin'...but that's just what you do
one of these days these boobs are gonna gawk right back at you

you keep eyein'...when you shouldn't be viewin'
you keep lookin'...when you oughta resist
you keep aimin'...and your eyeballs are flamin'
my top is tight...and this ain't no light set
these boobs ain't made for gawkin'...but that's just what you do
one of these days these boobs are gonna gawk right back at you

you keep sayin'...you like what i'm displayin'
and you're unblinkin'...the gaze, you lie on me, burns...ow !
well...i just bought me a brand new bra...its strapless...yeah
don't get too close...your passes will be spurned
these boobs ain't made for gawkin'...but that's just what you do
one of these days these boobs are gonna gawk right back at you

are you ready, boobs ?...start gawkin'

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Royce Miller - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment

So well said; you've captured the feelings of women everywhere, I think. We got boobs, we try to cover em up, mash em down, whatever, like it's some big awful thing that they're hangin' there.

Stuart McArthur - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment

as Steve Martin says: "Thank God I don't have boobs - I'd just sit at home all day playing with them" - perfectly paced and hilarious, alvin - btw, yes, the only reason I stare at them is to see if one day they WILL gawk back at me - 555

AFW - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment

Good work here, alvin...altho, I slightly disagree with your philosophy...I think boobs are made for gawkin, at..especially those, siliconed..

Tim Mayfield - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment

Wonderfully uplifting and inspiring. 5's

Paul Robinson - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment

Thank you, alvin...I needed a little humorous "lift" today. Hmmm...from AFW's response it looks like we might need a "GAWK" and "DON"T GAWK" signal installed on this "stretch" of the highway...

Peter Andersson - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment

I fear that one day soon we'll have genetic engineering that allows women to have eyes just above their nipples, unless Mother Nature takes care of that herself so to able them to keep watching their babies while they (don't have to stop to) yap with each other. The(ir) phrase "Look me in the eyes!" will be less effective that day though. 8-P

Steve K. - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment

This is the version which Jessica Simpson should have performed.

Michael Pacholek - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment

Alvin: Your cups runneth over with fives. Royce: Your words, not mine. Peter: Might you be related to Pamela Anderson? Wait, only one S. Oh well. Steve: And she would've said, "Nancy who?" You know, Frank's daughter. "Frank who?"

alvin rhodes - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment

thanks royce stuart AFW tim paul peter steve and michael

Johnny D - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment

Breast parody I've read today!

Melhi - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment

Definitely falls into the "parodies I wish I'd thought of first" category! Love it! This is certain to be a very strong contender for SOTM, if you enter it in the July round!

Adagio - July 09, 2005 - Report this comment

Very funny! 5's

Stray Pooch - July 09, 2005 - Report this comment

Alvin, this parody truly lifts and separates us from the mundance. Thanks for the mammaries! 555

Stray Pooch - July 09, 2005 - Report this comment

Yeah, "mundance." Try "mundane." GEEZ! Wouldja believe I actually typed that correction with an extra "C" again? I had to space back and correct it! I guess all this parody needed was a nice pair of "C's" to make it perk up! I stop now. :D

Michael Pacholek - July 10, 2005 - Report this comment

Well, Pooch, as Van Morrison might say, it's a marvelous night for a mundance.

2LD4U - July 11, 2005 - Report this comment

There was an episode of Saturday Night Live in the Eighties that showed a skit in which there was a planet that had nothing but women on it. All of them had eyes on their breasts!

Deb Minter aka Busty Brasierri - July 17, 2005 - Report this comment

A great song. I like it. I could use it as a follow up to my Achy Fakey Bra on my stage show - the Busty Brasierri EE Cup Show. May I use it??? email me at bustybrasierri@spiderweb.com.au PLEASE???

Peregrin - March 20, 2007 - Report this comment

I had this flash of brilliance on the train this morning to do a parody called "These boobs ARE made for gawkin'"... I had a suspicion it might be wise to check if it had already been done first. I wasn't really surprised ! Rats ! But great job Alvin !

alvin - October 28, 2008 - Report this comment

thanks all

LittleBusyB - October 28, 2008 - Report this comment

Yeah, . . . . these B's are made for gawkin', if that's all a Cowboy will do . . . Spurn his paws, but watch his drawers !

alvin - October 29, 2008 - Report this comment

thanks LittleBusyB...lol

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Song Parodies -> These Boobs Ain't Made For Gawkin'

"These Boots Are Made For Walkin'"

Nancy Sinatra

"These Boobs Ain't Made For Gawkin'"

Alvin Rhodes

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