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Rick Duncan

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I love the Monkees. After this, they won't love me. This one stayed much closer to the original lyrics than I usually like. Oh well, it seemed to fit like a proctologists glove.
She, she told me that she loved me,
And like a fool I believed her from the start.
She, she said she'd never hurt me,
But then she turned around and cut a fart

Why am I standing here,
Missing her and wishing air would clear.
She's got a smelly bung
I'm coughing up a lung

She, she devoured all the canned beans
Took all I had and then she pumped out smell
She, she laughed while I was dyin'
It was such a joke to see I was in Hell

Why am I standing here,
Missing her and wishing air would clear.
She's got a smelly bung
I'm coughing up a lung

And now I know just why she
Keeps me hangin' 'round.
She needs someone to fart on,
So her ass don't scorch the ground.
But I love stench
I need stink
I want poots
Yea! Yea! Yea! Yea! Yea! Yea! Phew!

{Big wind solo}

Why am I standing here,
Missing her and wishing rooms would clear.
She's got a smelly bungful
I'm gagging up a lungful

Why am I smelling her?
I should be quelling her.
[Repeat and fade last two lines]

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Johnny D - January 18, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, wish I did - I know only a few Monkees tunes. But this is a hard-core funny write, Rick ... it's a gas gas gas.
Melhi - January 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice job, Rick. You kept a lot of the original, but sometimes it works to put some of the same lines in a different context and I think it did, here. Not my style of humor, so I don't know what you earned on funny and based your "funny" vote on what I know of your humor from other parodies. By the way, the guys would probably get a kick out of this, they've been warming up with "I'm a Retriever," for decades.
Rick D - January 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Mehli, I'm not really proud of this one, I much prefer more naughty clever, or highbrow humor. But when they sit around for a few weeks, I post them on a Sunday. But I'm doing my part for the Pre-fab Four.
Melhi - January 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, there's nothing wrong with low brow humor. It takes all kinds of humor to please a world full of individuals and no funny bone should be left untickled! :) I can't lay claim to being all that highbrow, myself -- I was watching the blue-collar comedy tour special on television, last night and totally lost it during the "bit" about the guy whose nipple was bitten off by a beaver. The Cable Guy's story about licking the tick will probably have me in stitches for weeks. Real high brow of me, eh? :) Sorry if I came across like a humor snob, I'm not, I just get some kinds and not others. I was trying to say that you're such a solid hitter in the "funny" department on the stuff I do get, that I felt comfortable guessing on one I would have had to skip, otherwise.

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