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Song Parodies -> "Space Ship to Smallville"

Original Song Title:

"Last Train to Clarksville"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Monkees

Parody Song Title:

"Space Ship to Smallville"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

I threatened more Monkees songs. This one is Super!
Take this space ship to Smallville
And just say goodbye to Krypton
You will get there by the "'30's"
And I've kept your night-light flipped on very low
So, go go go So, go go go

For you're heading off to earth, now
And I won't see you again
Unless you count Marlon Brando
Find that pushy Lois Lane and say "Hello"
Now go go goŚnow go go go

And just look up "Kent" when there you need a home

Take this space ship to Smallville
I'll be waiting in a crystal
We'll have time for mumbled hist'ry lessons
And I'm sure the boring list'll grow
So, go go go so, go go go

Take this space ship to Smallville
Now I must kiss you goodbye
I can't hear you over big explosions
For this planet's on it's way to die
Oh, my my my oh my my my

And just look up "Kent" when there you need a home

Take this fast ship to Smallville
Take this fast ship to Smallville
We are here!

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Pacing: 3.2
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 4

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Melhi - January 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice job!
Johnny D - January 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Marlon Brando's voice coming out of Jor-El's green suitcase says "Thank you, my son". 5's !!
Rick D - January 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I just hit 2000 votes. (Whoopee) That's for almost 300 parodies. Wheee. Thanks all.
Guy - January 03, 2004 - Report this comment
This is super, man.
Michael McVey - January 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I liked it too. -- MM
Rick D - January 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, all. This one was uncredited, but for Mehli. One coming tomorrow that Guy inspired me to do.
Johnny Pyro - January 04, 2004 - Report this comment
You get my 5's!

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