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Song Parodies -> "I'm an Old Geezer"

Original Song Title:

"I'm a Believer"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Monkees

Parody Song Title:

"I'm an Old Geezer"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Truer every day
I thought canes were only for the elderly
Then for some old fart, but not for me
Age was out to get me
Watching years go by
Products like "Depends" I go out and buy

And then I saw my face
Now I'm an old geezer
Not a trace of black in my hair
Going blind mmmmmm
I'm an old geezer
Having a seizure
Once again

I thought exercise was such a youthful thing
Seems the more I did, the worse I felt
What's the use in trying
For the muscle strain
Now I'm taking "Doan's Pills" for the pain

Then I saw my face
Now I'm an old geezer
Every place I'm losing my mind
I feel bad mmmmmm
I'm an old geezer
Having a seizure
Once again

I use "Dentu-grip" to keep my teeth in place
Wear a girdle now to hide my gut
Now my hearing aid
I have to set at "ten"
And I didn't need Viagra way back then

Now I see this face
Now I'm an old geezer
Need a case of wrinkle cream now
I'm alive mmmmmm
I'm an old geezer
Out of the freezer
Once again
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Michael Pacholek Sr. - October 12, 2003 - Report this comment
I like this parody... but I've forgotten why...
Billy Florio - October 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Excellent work!!!!!!
Smurf and Mr. Horse - October 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey this was fantastic man! 5-5-5
Melhi - October 12, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL!
Meriadoc - October 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Hilarious!
Claude Prez - October 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Great stuff as usual
Sam - October 15, 2003 - Report this comment
I laughed so hard that I now have to change my Depends!
Johnny D - November 16, 2003 - Report this comment
How'd I miss this one? Funny stuff RD, well done.
Rick D - November 16, 2003 - Report this comment
This is one we actually perform often. Goes over big at 40 and 50 birthdays.
Montebello this is Jeff - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Yes, and it went over big at MY 50th. Thanks again!
Paul Robinson - December 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick, was researching to make sure something I wanted post with this song hadn't been done before. I like this one, it was up before I came on the site...should I vote or not? It will wipe out all the old ones...OH...well...you had 13 "5-5-5" votes, one "4-4-4" and one "2-2-2" in case you are keeping track. So I'm blowing those away with a brand new "5-5-5" for a very funny and well-done piece...
Paul Robinson - December 12, 2004 - Report this comment
OH...I forgot to say, "From one old Geezer to another..." There, now I have...
Dawn Watson - April 06, 2010 - Report this comment
This sounds like my grandma! I can't help but laugh my bottom off!!

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