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Song Parodies -> "Peasant Valet Parking"

Original Song Title:

"Pleasant Valley Sunday"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Monkees

Parody Song Title:

"Peasant Valet Parking"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

I haven't gone away, I just moved to my swingin' bachelor pad in the Santa Cruz mountains.
The local restaurant down the street
Is trying hard to be upscale
They've snared a trade, got goons for hire
To work in front, fresh out of jail

They've gone for peasant valet parking
Rubber burning everywhere
Rows of autos in a tiny lot
Just let them if you dare

See Mr. Gray he's gonna pay
Because he just bought a HumVee
And there's no spot out on the lot
Where it won't squeeze with inches three

Welcome to peasant valet parking
Here where one scratch costs a grand
Poor guys complain about how hard life is
When the language don't understand

Who thought up this scam?
Toss dollars in the can
You give your keys up willingly

Park a block away
You can walk there today
Don't take a chance, your SUV

Look at the stupid valet parking
Rubber burning everywhere
Eat where there's stupid valet parking
A trade I just don't understand


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Michael Pacholek - December 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Maybe you should've given them a finsky to watch your car. Worked SO well for Ferris Bueller! If you need a five, here's one.
Ann Hammond - December 05, 2006 - Report this comment
lol while I'm singing
Paul Robinson - December 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Good piece, Rick...Santa Cruz mountains, eh? Whatta Wiiiilldd & Craaa-zzy Guy now, weeth thee sweengeeng bachelor pad een Santa Cruuze Mountains...lol...5's ~ ~ ~

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