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Song Parodies -> "Roadkill Theme"

Original Song Title:

"Monkees Theme"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Roadkill Theme"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Ever try to drive near a High School? Those kids better have their donor cards signed.
Boy, we're dumb
Steppin' in the street
Don't pay too much attention
To the cars we meet

Hey, hey we're now roadkill
And people say the sight was the worst
We're too busy talkin'
To think about safety first

We go wherever we want to,
We hang out in a bunch
We never look at the drivers
That guy just drank his lunch

Hey, hey we're now roadkill
And people say the road is just cursed
We're too busy dreamin'
To think about safety first

We're not tryin' to be stupid
We think we're immortal teens
We're not into prevention
When goin' up against machines

Hey, hey you're now roadkill
Now you're just a stain on the ground
Some things are very deadly
So look before they knock you down

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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AFW - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
This one hits the male, and the female teen, right on the head...This is a great protest theme...Those kids'll drive ya nuts!..5's
Johnny D - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, be an entrepreneur and send your gleanings to ........
John Barry - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Last spring I took a class at a local college, right across the street from a high school next to an elementary school, so I know what you mean.
alvin rhodes - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
funny ass parody
Guy - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Why do kids think they are indestructable? Ever notice they feel that way until a classmate or two die in an accident. I can remember thinking the same way when I was a teenager and getting really humble for a bit whenever a classmate expired in an accident. But then after the shock wore off I'd be right back to thinking I was indestructable. I guess it's something that just has to be outgrown. Fine parody, RicK.
Stuart McArthur - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
nice one, and nice to be reminded of as my kids approach their teen years - they should look to the left and look to the right 555 times (lame, I know - I'm struggling)
Tim Mayfield - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Loved that this was set to the Monkees theme, not gonna say why. ;-)
karen - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
I think I should send this in to the student magazine at work.
Peregrin - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh crap, I laughed at that! Well done!

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