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Song Parodies -> "Dante's Inferno"

Original Song Title:

"Auntie Grizelda"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Dante's Inferno"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

What the Hell...
You might not like the Hell of Dante's Inferno
So watch out for the folks you tell where to go
It's not a pleasant smell in Dante's Inferno
You will find people there you don't want to know

There's salesmen tryin' to sell
Executives from Pac Bell
And politicians dwell in Dante's Inferno

You can't afford the rent in Dante's Inferno
Your big reward was spent before you arrived
No use to praise the Lord in Dante's Inferno
Whom you ignored the years that you were alive

You think that you're in deep doo?
There's lawyers ready to sue
There is no safe path through this Dante's Inferno

(Yeowch, ow, ow, hot! Hot!!, wa-hooo! Man that smarts!)

Oh, no, now there's a wait for Dante's Inferno
You have to take a plate and stand in a line
It's boredom that I hate in Dante's Inferno
And now they've turned on the "No Vacancy" sign

This place is really the pits
They don't provide oven mitts
And all the fires are lit in Dante's Inferno

Dante's Inferno, Dante's Inferno
Dante's Inferno, Dante's Inferno

Whooo, yow, ow ow ow......

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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Know 1 can hear you dream - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS but I do know some Dante, yet I entered this parody without abandoning all hope.
John Barry - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment
It's no coincidence that Pac Bell rhymes with hell.
alvin rhodes - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment
such a weird pairing...loved it...5s
Johnny D - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Have you read "Inferno" by Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle? I highly recommend it.
Rick D - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment
No, but I looked it up. Sounds like something I'd like. Thanks.
Melhi - October 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Love what you did with this one!
Future Ms.Thorkleson - December 19, 2004 - Report this comment
It's very RIGHT ON!!!! Very,very FUNNY!!!!! I'm sure Peter would find it very FUNNY!! I am a post-monopausal woman,and STILL can't figure out what all those weird noises Peter made on that song! The original sounds like some of the old ladies in my former neighborhood!
MC2 - October 05, 2005 - Report this comment
It's funny but theres no fire in "The divine comedy of Dante alighieri INFERNO". Just hurricanes, swamps, and frozen lakes..

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