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Song Parodies -> "Can't You See"

Original Song Title:

"ABC"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Can't You See"

Parody Written by:

The Offenders

The Lyrics

OK - he's been dead long enough. Let's have some MORE fun at his expense since it is well-deserved. I hope this one has you laughing out loud, but if not, hey, such is life.
I never liked the young girls
Even though I married two before
Ah ha ha why don't you see that boys are for me
I like them so much more
Na na na I'm a gonna teach you
All about love dear
Sit yourself down, take a seat
All you gotta do is fondle my meat

Can't you see
With children I like to be
My feeling is kids like me, they should be, on my knee
In my fantasy world
Can't you see
With children I like to be
My feeling is kids like me, they should be, on my knee
In my fantasy world

Come on let me love you just a little bit
I'm a gonna show you how to dance and shout
Come-a come-a come-a won't you take your little weiner out

Some people say that I am sick
That my antics are a travesty
But listen you just can't think about what they say 'cause
Your future I will guarantee
Je-Je-Je
Jesus Juice'll help you
Make it all the way
Just me, you, add the two
Listen to me baby that's all you gotta do

Can't you see
With children I like to be
My feeling is kids like me, they should be, on my knee
In my fantasy world

Can't you see I'm sleazy
As I bounce them on my knee
In my bed we all will be
Man-boy love's the thing for me
Man-boy love's the thing for me
In my bed we all will be
One-two-three, you and me!

Lay down boy
I think I love you
No - get up boy
Show me what you can do
Touch it touch it baby, c'mon now
Touch it touch it baby, ooh ooh
Touch it touch it baby, hoe
They should be, baby, ooh ooh
On my knee, baby, nah nah
Kids like me, baby, owww
Man-boy love's the thing for me

Can't you see I'm sleazy
As I bounce them on my knee
In my bed we all will be
Man-boy love's the thing for me

I'm a gonna show you how to dance and shout
Come-a come-a come-a won't you take your little weiner out

Can't you see I'm sleazy
As I bounce them on my knee
In my bed we all will be
Man-boy love's the thing for me
I'm a gonna show you how to dance and shout
Whip it out (aw), whip it out (aw), whip it out baby

Can't you see I'm sleazy
As I bounce them on my knee
In my bed we all will be

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Old Man Ribber - January 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Were Michael Jackson's last words really "Take me to Children's Hospital"? Mind you, I'm just asking. ;D

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