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Song Parodies -> "Tickie From a Smoky"

Original Song Title:

"Okie From Muskogee"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Merle Haggard

Parody Song Title:

"Tickie From a Smoky"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

I won't drive my car drunk 'round a smoky
Or take high trips with my LTD
Never burn no rubber down on main street
From that old jailhouse, I like bein' free

Just hate to get a Tickie From A Smoky
Their looks are kinda' mean, won't crack a grin
Then, they treat ya' poorly down at the courthouse
Wonder how they keep that hat strap on their chin?

I don't make no habit out 'a drinkin'
It's just somethin' I learned naturally
Never let my hair grow long and shaggy
It too, is somethin' I can't stop ya' see

Oh, I hate to get a Tickie From A Smoky
Their face is way too stern, won't crack a grin
Always treat me poorly down at the courthouse
Wonder how they keep that hat strap on their chin?

Them leather boots are heavy on your ear lobe
Guess they just do not understand high fives
They never give ya' back your drivers license
But, get mad if, without it, someone drives

So I hate to get a Tickie From A Smoky
They always look real mean, won't crack a grin
Kinda' treat me poorly down at the courthouse
Wonder how they keep that hat strap on their chin?

Wonder how keep that hat strap on their chin?




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Johnny D - May 11, 2006 - Report this comment
5s ... Heh heh, hey, how DO they keep that hat strap on their chin? Boyzinblue Superglue?
alvin rhodes - May 11, 2006 - Report this comment
my favorite of the day...LTD....lol
AFW - May 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Johnny...good answer, there....and thanks, alvin...and in accepting this prestigious award, ahem...I'd like to thank my keyboard, my mouse, (I know I'm gonna' forget somebody) uh....let me see...oh yeah, AOL...and my dog, Sniffy, for keeping quiet while I was writing it
Larry Hensley - May 12, 2006 - Report this comment
High 5's, good stuff.
AFW - May 12, 2006 - Report this comment
And thank you, Larry

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