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Song Parodies -> "Pupil in Hogwart"

Original Song Title:

"Okie from Muskogee"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Merle Haggard

Parody Song Title:

"Pupil in Hogwart"

Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

We do here brew the magic potions
We do here study magic spells
At pastimes we like wizard's chess a-playing
It's the pride which this song loudly tells:

I'm proud to be a pupil in the Hogwart
A place where even geeks can have a ball
A school where you ain't bullied if you're brainy,
And quidditch is the biggest thrill of all

We have four houses here in Hogwart;
Gryffindor and Hufflepuff are two;
Slytherin and Ravenclaw the others;
it's study of the magics we pursue

I'm proud to be a pupil in the Hogwart
A place where even geeks can have a ball
A school where you ain't bullied if you're brainy,
And quidditch is the biggest thrill of all

Cloaks and peaked hats are favourite schoolwear;
Jeans and sexy tops here won't be seen.
We go shopping down at Diagon Alley
And we all here respect the college dean.

I'm proud to be a pupil in the Hogwart
A place where even geeks can have a ball
A school where you ain't bullied if you're brainy,
And quidditch is the biggest thrill of all

We still wave the magic wands in classroom -
Yes, in Hogwart, somewhere out there in UK!

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Pacing: 4.6
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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Rex - April 22, 2005 - Report this comment
20 points to your House for this song!
Rod Worden - April 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Magical! Much fun, too, 555.

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