I don't smoke marijuana 'less I got some
I've never rolled a joint in my sleep
I've never cussed a copper inside a courthouse
And I hardly ever make love to cows or sheep

I'm a red-neck hippie from Mississippi
Indoor plumbin' is a bottle or empty can
Where gonorrhea is a family tradition
And for most of us third grade was a five year plan


We can throw a party over damn near nothin'
Gettin' drunk when your kid's potty trained
But last night Junior had a relapse
And so 8 long years went down the frikkin' drain

I'm a red neck hippie from Mississippi
Where cows and sheep run scared all across my ranch
Kissin' our cousins is a life long tradition
And our fam'ly tree don't even have a single branch

CSI has trouble here in Mississippi
They find dead bodies but can't figure out the name
'Cos dental records here are non-existent
And everyone's DNA's exactly the same

I'm a red neck hippie from Mississippi
It's hot as hell but we don't give a damn
Since our definition of relative humidity
Is the sweat drippin' offa you onto yer sister Pam

That's Jackson, Mississippi, USA