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Song Parodies -> "I've Got A Brand New Pair Of Denture Plates( You'v"

Original Song Title:

"Brand New Key"

Original Performer:

Melanie Safka

Parody Song Title:

"I've Got A Brand New Pair Of Denture Plates( You'v"

Parody Written by:

Dee Range

The Lyrics

You should know I love and respect older people. This is just trying to inject a little humor into the nightmare of old age. Live long and prosper!
I inched my new walker to your bedroom last night
Tried copulatin'...you stroked out at the sight
I can't believe that you're a hundred three
With a little make-up you still pass for nine-ty

Chorus

I've got a brand new pair of denture plates
You've got a brand new knee
You could spend half a lifetime countin' the
Liver spots on me
I've been havin' bad dreams awhile
Kevorkian got free
Oh, I'm gonna move into another state
In case he's after me

I gum my food, can't urinate, keep teeth in jar
Heart beats too slow, but it ain't stopped so far
For somebody almost dead, still got that gleam in my eye
My doctor let me give Viagra a try

I asked the doctor, if we had much time
He said yes, but it won't be prime
Oh, we love to scare, the kids at Haloween
The see us alone, we're white as most ghosts they've seen, well

I've got a brand new set of denture plates
You got a brand new knee
You could spend half a lifetime countin' the
Liver spots on me
I've been fallin' to ground awhile
Hip replacement or three
I've got a brand new set of denture plates
You've got a brand new knee

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Stuart McArthur - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment
very clever - very funny - kevorkian would be an issue wouldn't he? at one hundred and three - 555
Arwen - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment
This is adorable! I love Love LOVE it!!! 5s, Dee!
Melhi - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment
ROFLMAO -- the title and chorus are priceless!
Phil Alexander - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment
:-) Funny thing is, the first single I bought (with my own money, that is) was a parody to this song...
Airfarcewon - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Very well done...extremely funny...but mixes emotions..ain't no spring chicken, myself..
Dee Range - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Stuart, Arwen, Melhi, Phil, and Airfarcewon, many thanks for the nice comments
Dee Range - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment
The full title here is I'VE GOT A BRAND NEW PAIR OF DENTURE PLATES ( YOU'VE GOT A BRAND NEW KNEE ). It is too long for the program, I guess.
Ashkicksass - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but Led OL anyway! Very cute!
Dee Range - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment
AKA, thanks for reading
Tim Hall - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment
outstanding!
Dee Range - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Tim, thanks so much!
alvin rhodes - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment
an excellent parody ...especially the chorus...bravo !
Dee Range - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Alvin, many thanks!
Spaff.com - October 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Fantastic. But you promised you wouldn't discuss us in public.
Dee Range - October 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Spaff, I said PUBIC, not PUBLIC. :-). You must have Oldtimers
free-galleries - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
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