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Song Parodies -> "Billfold of Dollars"

Original Song Title:

"Spoonful of Sugar"

Original Performer:

Mary Poppins soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"Billfold of Dollars"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

More Mary Poppins...
For every job that you want done
There's bound to be a costly sum
You pay the sum and shucks!
The job then sucks!

And every job you underpay
Gets done a sloppy way
A ring--- how nice!
There always is a price

And a
Billfold of dollars helps the pretty girls go down
The pretty girls go way down
Pretty girls go down
Yes, a billfold of dollars helps the pretty girls go down
In a most expensive way

A lassie showing off her chest
An advertisement for the rest
While charging you for cups of wine and food

And so intent in your pursuit
And only thinking with your root
You know that green
Will get you in between.

For a
Billfold of dollars helps the pretty girls go down
The pretty girls go way down
Pretty girls go down
Yes, a billfold of dollars helps the pretty girls go down
In a most expensive way

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 7

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malcolm higgins - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
I gave it some fives... but the prettier she is, maybe some twenties will have to do..as long as she goes down
Rick C - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
You rascal you....5s
Phil Alexander - May 25, 2005 - Report this comment
:-C==#
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...better not say what sort of smiley *that*'s supposed to be...

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