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Song Parodies -> "Flip the Bird"

Original Song Title:

"Feed the Birds"

Original Performer:

Mary Poppins soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"Flip the Bird"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

More Mary Poppins...
Surly each day as you step in your "Vette
You're in a big rush cause you're late
On the L.A. freeway you are getting upset
Cars stop and now you're irate

Go shout those bitter words, show how you swear
And you're so mad you could spew
And everyone's angry
You snarl like a bear
All it takes is traffic for you

Flip the bird
Traffic's a drag
Traffic, traffic
Traffic's a drag
Flip the bird
Show how you feel
While on the road
Protected by steel

All around the construction, the signs and the flaggers
Look "round for any way past
Although they don't see it, you know you are special
For you have a car that goes fast

Though these miles should not be this long
Pissin' pissin' and moaning is wrong
Flip the bird
Traffic's a drag
Traffic, traffic
Traffic's a drag

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Scathe - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Martha - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
incisive social commentary very funny Rick !! LOL
John Jenkins - May 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Well done, Rick. As someone who deals with L.A. County traffic almost on a daily basis, I enjoy the juxtaposition of Mary Poppins and flipping the bird.
Phil Alexander - September 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Very good, Rick - I've just written one to this that would be wonderful fun to hear Julie Andrews singing, too :-)

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