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Song Parodies -> "Do You Believe In Logic?"

Original Song Title:

"Do You Believe in Magic?"

Original Performer:

Lovin' Spoonful

Parody Song Title:

"Do You Believe In Logic?"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

To everyone with a teenage daughter.
Do you believe in logic?
In a young girl's brain
Hear the constant phone chatter
It makes one insane
It's not logic
Yes a teenager's goofy
They listen to rappin'
And they watch bad movies
I'll tell you there is no logic
Just a great big mess
And it's like screaming at a stranger
In a too-short dress

If you believe there's logic
You are bound to lose
You can't fight peer pressure
For the pot and booze
In wind you're pissin'
And you'll miss by a mile
See the look on her face
And wonder why you try
In class they're napping
And they're up all night
Nothing seems clear
And you're never right

If you believe in logic
You won't find it there
They won't hear a warning
And they could hardly care
Your baby, who you tried to raise right
Now looks like a harlot
And wears shirts too tight
And it's so frightening
For your Dad and me
How the logic's out the window
When there's cute boys to see

No, I don't see any logic
No, I see no damn logic
In a young girl wild
I wish I had raised a Vulcan child
Believe there's no logic there for me to see
Ohh, wishin' for logic

Are you aggrieved like I'm aggrieved
Do you agree no logic?'''''

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 15

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Ravyn Rant - January 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Welcome to my world. :) Would some fives cheer you up?
Vincinni - January 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Logic? In a teenage daughter? Inconceivable!
Johnny D - January 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, she may not exhibit much logic, but you'd better hope her boyfriend is properly Vulcanized.
MasonR - January 18, 2005 - Report this comment
My daughters are 9 1/2 and 8. Gulp. (BTW brilliant job--555s!)
John Barry - January 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Great job, Rick. You could teach Bill Frist a thing or two.
alvin rhodes - January 18, 2005 - Report this comment
i do believe i'll give ya some fives...great wordplay in this one
Arwen - January 19, 2005 - Report this comment
HILARIOUS, Rick! I just can't believe that I used to be one of those idiotic girls!!
Tim Mayfield - January 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Rick, most excellent.
Rick D - January 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks all. This is number 666 on my list. At first I wanted that parody to be scary and satanic, but I believe this one is pretty close.
Jeff Reuben - January 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Could be 13 years and two months away from really getting this song (or it could be a boy).
Ingeborg S. Nordén - January 19, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm no parent, but I know a good play on a familiar song when I hear one. 5-5-5.
Vulcan - December 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Yes, I do belive in logic. I am a Vulcan after all.

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