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Song Parodies -> "I Want To Pee Like You"

Original Song Title:

"I Want To Be Like You"

Original Performer:

Louis Prima (Jungle Book)

Parody Song Title:

"I Want To Pee Like You"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Now I the queen of transgender
Oh, the sex-change VIP
I've been the dame and it's been lame
And something's hampering me
I wanna ba a MAN, manschlub
And show my bulge around
And just pee like the other men
I'm tired of sittin' on down

Oh, Scooby-doo
I wanna pee like you
I want a cock like you
Rock like you, too
Yes, when I'm through
A chick like me
Can learn to be he-man too

(Moe Glee)
Gee, Rosie Ellen
You be what you want

Now here's your part of the deal, Moe
I need a donor and operation!

But I don't really want to donate

Now don't try to weasel, manschlub
I need that organ, too
I'll pay good green for that there schween
It doesn't quite fit you
Give me that member, manschlub
You don't need to screw
Give me the power of man's big tower
So I can pee like you!

I wanna pee like you
I want a cock like you
Rock like you, too
I'll be made new
Someone like me
Stand up to pee
Like some hunk like me
From surgery!
It's something I'll do
And stitch on me
And then watch me pee!

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 4

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Agrimorfee - October 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Woah, somebody didn't like this one. Sure it's puerile, but that's what makes it so funny. For some reason, I can see this sung by "Rocky Horror"-era Tim Curry. Don't ask me why. 545

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