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Song Parodies -> "What a Wonderful TURD"

Original Song Title:

"What A Wonderful World"

Original Performer:

Louis Armstrong

Parody Song Title:

"What a Wonderful TURD"

Parody Written by:

Laurence Dunne

The Lyrics

This is absolutely disgusting!!!!!!
I see specs of brown, and bits of white
bends to the left, I do one each night
and I think to myself what a wonderful Turd

sometimes its hard sometimes its soft
sometimes its liquid when i'm feeling off
and I think to myself what a wonderful Turd

The color of the fesces, so pretty in the bowl
I call in all my neighbors, let them enjoy the show
And then once in a while, I do one green
That's really something, to be seen

I've seen black ones too, and i've seen red
I've done a foot-long, it laid me in bed
and I think to myself what a wonderful Turd

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Pacing: 3.6
How Funny: 3.6
Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 5

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 2   0
 3   1
 4   1
 5   2

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Joelle - April 10, 2004 - Report this comment
*grin* All 5's!
Troy - April 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Hahahahaha bloody good one. All 3 brown 5s to you!!!
Meriadoc - April 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, it wasn't like you didn't warn us...
MrMacphisto - April 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny D - April 11, 2004 - Report this comment
"TURD" = "Trans-Uranus Rural Delivery"
aoid - April 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Do you have anything better to write about?
Michael Pacholek - April 12, 2004 - Report this comment
This isn't about Bush?
Rod Worden - April 15, 2004 - Report this comment
I laughed so hard, I dropped a wonderful one in my pants! 5s!
Know 1 can hear you dream - April 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Laurence: You might wanna change your diet, itīs obviously giving you sick spasms in both the brain and the colon.
Johnny D: Loved your abbreviation.
J-Dog 007 - December 30, 2006 - Report this comment

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