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Song Parodies -> "That's Some Horrible Junk"

Original Song Title:

"What a Wonderful World"

Original Performer:

Louis Armstrong

Parody Song Title:

"That's Some Horrible Junk"

Parody Written by:

John Harvey

The Lyrics

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I see OxiClean, Ab Rocker too
I see them sold for $10.92
And I think to myself, that's some horrible junk

I see ads for this and ads for that
Some of it's useful, but most of it's crap
And I think to myself, that's some horrible junk

The color of your clothing, not dimming with the times
Buy this lousy product and you'll be juicing limes
I see cash changin' hands, I ask "What does it do?"
"It uses ions, it must be true"

I think they're all lying. Get to my show!
How this crap sells, I'll never know
And I think to myself, that's some horrible crap
Yes, I think to myself, that's some horrible crap

Oh yeeaahhh...

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 20

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Royce Miller - March 11, 2003 - Report this comment
I like your idea--unique
John Jenkins - March 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Now I know why you oppose capitalism - you think that we will have commercial-free television with socialism!
Michael Pacholek - March 30, 2003 - Report this comment
John Harvey: Good parody. Unfortunately, it's far too true! John Jenkins: If PBS is any guide, socialist TV would provide "commercials" equally, though somewhat differently, mind-numbing as those on regular TV. On the other hand, considering how many cable channels are more like PBS than regular TV (Discovery Channel, History Channel, Learning Channel, et al.), maybe "socialism" is winning after all. And don't forget, PBS still has John McLaughlin! And once had William F. Buckley and Louis Rukeyeser.
Meriadoc - March 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Good one John! But you should have mentioned a 'hepa-filter'! :-D

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