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Song Parodies -> "In The End (The Story of Ryu)"

Original Song Title:

"In The End (Doesn't Even Matter)"

Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"In The End (The Story of Ryu)"

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The Lyrics

This is for those HARD CORE fighting gamers who actually remember the first Streetfighter game that spawned Streetfighter II (the game that changed the fighting game genre forever). This one's for you!
It starts with

Round one
I don't know why It doesn't even matter how hard they try
Keep that in mind, others fighters are blind
With ambition on a mission to
Win the prize
By fighting and becoming the best
Proving their skill and defeating the rest
People all around come to show their skills
Fighting for the thrill
It's so unreal
But they don't understand
How so much raw power can be in one man
Knock a man out with a wave of my hand
Just to prove that I'm the greatest fighter
In this land
I have all this power inside and even though they tried, they all fell apart
All their victories, all their mysteries now are history, 'Cause they lost, but they...

Tried so hard
and got so far
but in the end
It didn't even matter
It took two rounds
Now they're on the ground
In the end
It didn't even matter

My name is R-Y-U
Therefore it doesn't matter what you try to do
Your fight is through. See I tried to show off in part one
But then there's
Streetfighter II
In spite of the way they were fighting then
Beat Sagat, burned a hole in his chest again
Whoever stepped in the ring and tried to win
All I would say is
Things aren't the way they were before
Nobody wants to battle with me anymore
No human could stop me so then
I had to go out and
Fight the X-men
But again, so much power inside
Even though they tried, they all fell apart
Who is next today? All of SNK?
Just another day
'Cause you know they'll

Try so hard
And get so far
But in the end,
It doesn't even matter
I can't go wrong
With my Sheng Long
So in the end
It doesn't even matter

Colonel Guile
Chun Li
Major Bison
Sagat, too
They can't compare
With the power of Ryu
War Machine
Even took on Wolverine
But they all lost!
'Cause I'm the best they've ever seen

And they try so hard
And get so far
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
'Cause I've been here
For 15 years
I'm the best!
So it doesn't even matter

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