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Song Parodies -> "It's My Part (He Went and Gave it to Dumb Sue)"

Original Song Title:

"It's My Party"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lesley Gore

Parody Song Title:

"It's My Part (He Went and Gave it to Dumb Sue)"

Parody Written by:

Arwen

The Lyrics

It's my part, he went and gave it to dumb Sue
Gave it to dumb Sue, gave it to dumb Sue
She stole my thunder and Broadway debut

Don't know why I put this lame costume on
And memorized ev'ry line
No need to strike up the band
Sue got the part that was mine

It's my part, he went and gave it to dumb Sue
Gave it to dumb Sue, gave it to dumb Sue
I look at Sue, and I just want to spew

Just for the record, she gave him last night
A little bit more than a smile
I just got cast as a tree
'Cause Sue's loose as a turnstyle

It's my part, he went and gave it to dumb Sue
Gave it to dumb Sue, gave it to dumb Sue
Her name's the subject of his new tattoo

It's not a secret that Sue is a whore
Talent isn't her thing
When she "tries out" for those guys
Is when she's really acting

It's my part, he went and gave it to dumb Sue
Gave it to dumb Sue, gave it to dumb Sue
She flashed her boobs in his office on cue

Oh-oh-oh

It's my part, he went and gave it to dumb Sue
Gave it to dumb Sue, gave it to dumb Sue
To succeed Sue screws who she has to screw

(repeat to fade)

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Kristof Robertson - May 19, 2005 - Report this comment
"loose as a turnstile"...heeheehee! Boy, you can insult with the best...555
Phil Alexander - May 19, 2005 - Report this comment
I suppose the director's side of things might have gone like this:
It's my part and so I'll subtlely screw Sue,
Subtlely screw Sue, utterly screw Sue,
You'd screw Sue too, if she came on to you

:-)
AFW - May 19, 2005 - Report this comment
What Kristof said....that turnstile line is great..and this is a.very funny parody..
Leo Jay - May 19, 2005 - Report this comment
You're just pissed because the director stole your thespian lover.
Rick C - May 19, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm sure you'd make a wonderful tree, Arwen...555
John Barry - May 19, 2005 - Report this comment
A gore-geous parody. 5s
Arwen - May 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Kristof...thanks, buddy. You have to know that line was my favorite...=) And I have been trying to convince everyone that I'm a class A BEAST for some time now...but nobody believes it....; )

Phil...LOL...you're truly a genius! Great bit...I'm sure it only took you 3 seconds to come up with...I'm a bit jealous of your talent...=)

AFW...what I said to Kristof...and thanks!

Leo...nobody knows me like you do...you insightful bastard. =)

Rick...well of course, you're right. I'd make a wonderful ANYTHING. But Sue is still a thunder stealing tramp. =) Thanks!!

John...=) Thanks!!
alvin rhodes - May 19, 2005 - Report this comment
especially liked the "loose as a turnstile"....very good stuff...5s
Arwen - May 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks very much, Alvin!
Serafina - May 19, 2005 - Report this comment
It's always nice to see a great parody from you, Arwen. I liked this one very much. 5-5-5 ;)
Arwen - May 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks a bunch, Serafina!
Rex - May 19, 2005 - Report this comment
C'mon now, you have to admit Sue wasn't a bad pick for "Best Little Whorehouse in Texas". It was typecasting.
Arwen - May 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Rex...you have a point...but she was also the only one who tried out for that one...; ) Thanks!
Ashkicksass - May 19, 2005 - Report this comment
*Jogs up breathless, wiping hands on trousers.* Sorry I'm late...I was busy kicking Sue's ass.

My personal favorite is "To succeed Sue screws who she has to screw." I always love a parody with a good tounge twister at the end...
Arwen - May 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Holy Moly, Ash...I just sent you an email saying that although I've submitted a couple of parodies in about a week...that if you only got time to check out one of them, I wanted it to be this one. We are SO *NSync...I mean...in sync...=) Thanks!
Michael Pacholek - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice way of working around the censor with that title.
John Jenkins - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment
What everybody else said about the turnstyle line; and, of course, the writer of this parody could never be cast as just a tree. Well done, Arwen.
Dee Range - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Another in your long line of great stuff, Arwen. Keep it up, don't let the dumb bass turd get you down lol.
Arwen - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Mr. Pacholek...I have no idea what you could possibly mean...=)

John...your comments always make me smile...=) Mostly because you undermine my every effort to imply that I am not as cool as you know that I am...=) Thanks!

Dee...hehe...thanks a ton!
2nz - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
See that's why I enter SOTM, so I don't miss out on the quality work that continually flies right by while I'm doing other stuff. One of your best, Arwen. Very funny and very worth another visit later (I can already tell). I promise I'll be witty when I'm less tired and... um... yeah, I promise when I return I'll be suave and evil and I will use many more adjectives. Good night, my lady.
Arwen - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
2nz...you wowed me enough with your comments on the Zoo parody that I can certainly let a lack of wit slide this time...; ) Although "very funny" and "one of your best" are highly valued comments, witty or not. I can't deny, however, that the promise of increased adjective usage in the future has got my pulse racing just a bit. Thanks, Darling...=)
Jeff Reuben - June 08, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM: See abo--oh crap. I was...busy in my office where some girl flashed her boobs at me. Sue me. (well done!)
Dumb Ass Kid - June 08, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM: DKTOS
Agrimorfee - June 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM may 05) Excellent! Wish I read this earlier! 555
Tim Mayfield - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment
I can just see the headlines, "Arwen's portrayal of the jilted debutante by the two thespian lovers could win her an Oscar Mayer" - New Parody Times. Oh well, here's some 5's to taunt Sue with.
Charlie Decker - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) 555 from this old failed actor (18's too young to be washed up!)
Red Ant - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Well Arwen, everyone has already gotten the "Loose as a turnstyle" out of this, but that is my favorite line as well. Nice rhyming and pacing as well. The tongue twisters would be interesting to karaoke. "It's my voting and I'll five if I want to.. so that's what I did do". =)
Rick C - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM05) Already voted and commented.
Adagio - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM05) good one
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - June 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I guess I'll never suckseed in show business if that's what it takes. However, in honor of this parody and in concordance with the kind of monkey business I resort to off stage *blink* I have worked the word "understudy" into a tongue twisting phrase in my next "Yesterday" parody, expect it to be up (the parody, primarily) with the next update. ;-)
Scathe - June 15, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) This is the unique satire I've come to expect from you. Nicely done.
Spaff.com - June 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Heh heh. What everyone said.
But you know what I would do? SUE!!!
Mikey Squirrel - June 27, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Wow, Arwen. This is an absolutely hilarious and well-paced parody. I love the turnstyle line and every reference that refers to Sue as a slut. It's good also to see this oldies classic from Lesley Gore without resorting to "It's My Potty" or something lame like that. (hmm sounds like something I'd do..)Good work.. tri-fives from me!
Johnny D - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Like they say on The Great White Way, it ain't who ya know, it's who ya blow. Personally, I've successfully avoided the "casting couch" by sticking to strictly AMATEUR theatre!
Stuart McArthur - June 29, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I can fully understand why you're upset with dumb Sue, Arwen, because her behaviour is simply unacceptable - and that was BEFORE I found out she was as loose as a turnstyle - tsk, tsk, but if you can't beat em...
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 30, 2005 - Report this comment
As loose as a turnstile? You obviously haven't encountered the Sydney train system... numerous laughs in this one, Arwen. Sue-perb assault!
2nz - July 01, 2005 - Report this comment
A parody where everyone gets screwed. Who wouldn't like this? Still a huge fan of dis one, Arwen. Still one of you best second time around.
Kristof Robertson - July 02, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) You KNOW I love it!
anderson"parody man"araujo - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
(sotmc) well I've got to tell you this one is very well done , really funny 545

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