-> "Pallet of Dill-Dough Muffins"
Original Song Title:
"Ballad of Bilbo Baggins"
Parody Song Title:
"Pallet of Dill-Dough Muffins"
The Lyrics
In the middle of my stove where the oven lies
Lies a pan full of batter that I'm makin' rise
With it's green little spice
Flour, sugar, hums
It really gets cooking and everyone comes for
Dill dough! (Dill dough!) Dill dough muffins
They're only six-inch wide
Dill dough! (Dill dough!) Dill dough muffins
Just can't wait to get them all inside
Now baking is a trade that is delicate
Just an unkind word and your buns deflate
It's nice to enjoy something when feeling blue
It's good to just eat and be eaten, too
When I make dill-dough the folks get off
Of their duffs and visit, they can't get enoff
They help me knead and mix and match
And they like to fool around as we make a batch of
Dill dough! (Dill dough!) Dill dough muffins
They're only six-inch wide
Dill dough! (Dill dough!) Dill dough muffins
Just can't wait to get them all inside
Well, we fought with the pie plates
We battled with oil
We buttered our biscuits
We had to use foil!
We had to use our mitts!
Lost the good recipe!
We scraped dirty dishes from our husband's lunch!
Dill dough! (Dill dough!) Dill dough muffins
Just can't wait to get them all inside
Now we're back in our homes and we're really beat
We ate all the muffins that there were to eat
We're sittin' on a treasure that the men all want
We make 'em pay, cause what we got we flaunt
Dill dough! (Dill dough!) Dill dough muffins
They're only six-inch wide
Dill dough! (Dill dough!) Dill dough muffins
Gonna make 'em take us for a ride
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