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Song Parodies -> "Pallet of Dill-Dough Muffins"

Original Song Title:

"Ballad of Bilbo Baggins"

Original Performer:

Leonard Nimoy

Parody Song Title:

"Pallet of Dill-Dough Muffins"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Nothin' says lovin'.....
In the middle of my stove where the oven lies
Lies a pan full of batter that I'm makin' rise
With it's green little spice
Flour, sugar, hums
It really gets cooking and everyone comes for

Dill dough! (Dill dough!) Dill dough muffins
They're only six-inch wide
Dill dough! (Dill dough!) Dill dough muffins
Just can't wait to get them all inside

Now baking is a trade that is delicate
Just an unkind word and your buns deflate
It's nice to enjoy something when feeling blue
It's good to just eat and be eaten, too
When I make dill-dough the folks get off
Of their duffs and visit, they can't get enoff
They help me knead and mix and match
And they like to fool around as we make a batch of

Dill dough! (Dill dough!) Dill dough muffins
They're only six-inch wide
Dill dough! (Dill dough!) Dill dough muffins
Just can't wait to get them all inside

Well, we fought with the pie plates
We battled with oil
We buttered our biscuits
We had to use foil!
We had to use our mitts!
Lost the good recipe!
We scraped dirty dishes from our husband's lunch!

Dill dough! (Dill dough!) Dill dough muffins
Just can't wait to get them all inside

Now we're back in our homes and we're really beat
We ate all the muffins that there were to eat
We're sittin' on a treasure that the men all want
We make 'em pay, cause what we got we flaunt

Dill dough! (Dill dough!) Dill dough muffins
They're only six-inch wide
Dill dough! (Dill dough!) Dill dough muffins
Gonna make 'em take us for a ride

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MrMacphisto - May 05, 2004 - Report this comment
That was highly illogical, Captain Rick.... although it was quite funny...
Ravyn Rant - May 05, 2004 - Report this comment
I had to give you all 5s just for taking on "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins". I almost choked on my coffee, I laughed so hard.
Rick D - May 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Actually, Chris Bodily and one of the Josh's beat me to it, but since the search engine is down, it's hard to check these things.
Captain Dil-dough - May 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Greetings, mate, from Dil-dough, Newfoundland. ;)
Johnny D - May 05, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS.....you'd think a Tolkien & Star Trek geek like me would.....
alvin rhodes - May 05, 2004 - Report this comment
hee hee hee.....i heard the original song on dr. demento...nice take
Agrimorfee - May 05, 2004 - Report this comment
And amazingly, you took the high road with that..er...Dill Dough rhyme! Cute song. 555
Rick D - May 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Agri, I think I took the middle road. The other song I put on today was low ridin' enough.
Phil Alexander - May 06, 2004 - Report this comment
This one's definitely for reading only... Johnny - think yourself lucky, the original is *dreadful*

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